General rant thread

[Dotty]

I'm a hoodie

No you're not, you're a geriatric old fool!

 

[villa_tom]

Nothing wrong with a hoody. I'm in a hoody after my bath every night after work. I don't wear them out or anything but I'd wear one the shop or on a small journey. I've got hoodies for work as well. I'm well cool as well

 

[Dotty]

Nothing wrong with a hoody. I'm in a hoody after my bath every night after work. I don't wear them out or anything but I'd wear one the shop or on a small journey. I've got hoodies for work as well. I'm well cool as well

How can you be be cool? You haven't got a pump rotation test keyring and you've a one eyed ball of snot tattooed on your bum!

 

[villa_tom]

How can you be be cool? You haven't got a pump rotation test keyring and you've a one eyed ball of snot tattooed on your bum!

Haha.

I don't need a pump rotation keyring. I'm man enough to take the pump cap off and stick my screwdriver in to see if its spinning

plus only cool geezers have bum tattoos

 

[TFGplumbing]

The European union, political correctness gone mad, the global warming/climate change scam oh and wall hung oil boilers why? just why?

 

[Whyme]

wall hung oil boilers why? just why?[/QUOTE]

Christ. and i moaned about a chunky gas boiler on the wall in another thread. oil, wall, do they have legs

 

[TFGplumbing]

I moaned when I did a 27cdi.. but then again I like a good moan oh yes indeed

 

[Whyme]

customers watching jeremy kyle on a bigger tv than mine..

 

[Destroyer2813]

While getting there new system for nothing

 

[zeebeedee]

Smoke matches called strikes! Strikes what exactly? The electrician getting in my way because the smoke matches sure as hell won't "STRIKE" on the tub lid!

 

[Reg Man]

What about those retired people who drive around in the one speed 25mph nissan micra's. we have an infestation here in north Norfolk.

 

[villa_tom]

The bloke on here who had a new boiler by BG and has had a few problems and now wants BG to pay his mortgage off

i know he's had a rough ride but I think what he's been offered is fair

 

[Irish]

Definatly especially when they walk around with their arse out and hands down the front of their trousers.

Don't care about the hoodies but what is it with clowns standing round keeping their hands warm all the time sparks on a job has a lad working with him and he does it all day long if he was working for me I'd damn near sack him just for that alone

 

[Resolute]

Don't care about the hoodies but what is it with clowns standing round keeping their hands warm all the time sparks on a job has a lad working with him and he does it all day long if he was working for me I'd damn near sack him just for that alone

Not been given enough work to do!

 

[Reg Man]

Price of British Standards Documents. Everyone being told to do the job inaccordance with the standards, yet the information to do the job right is beyond reach due to price.

 

[zeebeedee]

Price of British Standards Documents. Everyone being told to do the job inaccordance with the standards, yet the information to do the job right is beyond reach due to price.

You can view them for free on library websites!

 

[Reg Man]

You can view them for free on library websites!

I do like the hard copy though. Makes good bed time reading, drives the miss's wild:drool5:

 

[zeebeedee]

I do like the hard copy though. Makes good bed time reading, drives the miss's wild:drool5:

Not endorsing piracy, but anything that's viewable on the Internet is downloadable and therefore printable ;-) googles your friend!

 

[Reg Man]

My ink jet cant cope. good call though.

 

[Deleted member 44451]

going in to service aboiler and the customer leaves just enough room to walk through the rubbish to look at the boiler and no where to put the tool bag down or you can see the boiler but cant get to it cos the crap is piled up around it

 

[erpkid]

Retired teachers on full pensions moaning about the drop in earnings when they are now doing two little earners as top up and expecting free plumbing advice

 

[erpkid]

Deputy head teacher justifying pension because it compensates for what she would be earning in the private sector. Dream on.........

 

[erpkid]

Sorry guys had a few bad teacher days...................

 

[villa_tom]

Sorry guys had a few bad teacher days...................

Carry on mate. I went out with a teacher for 7 years and they are the most moaning bunch of people I've ever met. They all need a reality check.

 

[Dotty]

Carry on mate. I went out with a teacher for 7 years and they are the most moaning bunch of people I've ever met. They all need a reality check.

She made you put your hand up for permission to speak, didn't she.

 

[villa_tom]

She made you put your hand up for permission to speak, didn't she.

All the time mate

i had to sit in the floor to watch the tele with my legs crossed and my finger over my lips

 

[Whyme]

trying to plaster my bathroom ceiling and ending up looking like Morph.

 

[lame plumber]

getting a late fri callout for an immersion issue, walking in and having a look, check the wiring, switches, fuses and flick up the dodgy mcb to make it work and he offers you a £5 for your trouble then winges when you give him the invoice. then winges more when you tell him its not your time he is paying for but your experience and that his bath will be hot in 60 mins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[zeebeedee]

Carry on mate. I went out with a teacher for 7 years and they are the most moaning bunch of people I've ever met. They all need a reality check.

I know quite a few teachers! They can be a tad patronising at times shall we say!

 

[Dotty]

I know quite a few teachers! They can be a tad patronising at times shall we say!

Tom! Is your mum a teacher?

 

[Whyme]

Just caught a bit of my big fat gypsy valentine.....Sod it gonna be a gypsy, No tax, No job come backs and the toilets within stumblin' distance from anywhere in your caravan. win win.

 

[dancinplumba]

toilets are always outside

 

[Whyme]

Depends how fancy ur caravan is. there usually off the kitchen......nice

 

[dancinplumba]

not if you are a traveller, ALWAYS outside

 

[Whyme]

Ok my bad, the ones round our way must be the gypsy non travelling travellers..