General rant thread

[villa_tom]

She made you put your hand up for permission to speak, didn't she.

All the time mate

i had to sit in the floor to watch the tele with my legs crossed and my finger over my lips

 

[Whyme]

trying to plaster my bathroom ceiling and ending up looking like Morph.

 

[lame plumber]

getting a late fri callout for an immersion issue, walking in and having a look, check the wiring, switches, fuses and flick up the dodgy mcb to make it work and he offers you a £5 for your trouble then winges when you give him the invoice. then winges more when you tell him its not your time he is paying for but your experience and that his bath will be hot in 60 mins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[zeebeedee]

Carry on mate. I went out with a teacher for 7 years and they are the most moaning bunch of people I've ever met. They all need a reality check.

I know quite a few teachers! They can be a tad patronising at times shall we say!

 

[Dotty]

I know quite a few teachers! They can be a tad patronising at times shall we say!

Tom! Is your mum a teacher?

 

[Whyme]

Just caught a bit of my big fat gypsy valentine.....Sod it gonna be a gypsy, No tax, No job come backs and the toilets within stumblin' distance from anywhere in your caravan. win win.

 

[dancinplumba]

toilets are always outside

 

[Whyme]

Depends how fancy ur caravan is. there usually off the kitchen......nice

 

[dancinplumba]

not if you are a traveller, ALWAYS outside

 

[Whyme]

Ok my bad, the ones round our way must be the gypsy non travelling travellers..