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Q; What does a camera, a condom and a womens mouth have in common????



A; Their all designed to catch that Special moment!!!
 
A woman has just looked through the window Whilst I was having a wank.....

She slowly walked up to the window and mouthed the words "GET THE FECK OUT OF MY GARDEN!!!"
 
Carl86 said:
Garden full of beige daisys here like... spreading wide open. Dorty fckers

Remeber lads ......

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Isn't Tinky Winky?

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I spent some time by the wifes grave today......




She does'nt jnow she thinks I'm digging a fooking POND!!!
 
Cmon bod. Please put my avatar back...
I won't tell cropped that you changed his...






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In hindsight I should have posted my Facebook status as "I'v blown the head gasket on my 1998 XR3i......


rather than "I've just fooked a fourteen year old escort"

The POLICE still have'nt seen the funny side, my laptops been confiscated and the wifes fooked off to her Mum's!!!
 
AlexGas said:
Have you been hacked?
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Only by some poxy yorkshire mod who thinks it is funny to changed peoples avatars to make his poxy disease ridden 3rd world county seem a bit more popular

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Don't matter really cos everyOne knows lancashire is the king of counties and yorkshire is the home of cun ties....:)
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Insult BOD and he turns you into a Yorkshire Man????

how's that work???

Bod you must hate your ow tight wads PMSL though!!!
 
Bod you can give me one,


that is an avatar,

I don't know how to do it,

Must appeal to my character..........
 
kay-jay said:
Only by some poxy yorkshire mod who thinks it is funny to changed peoples avatars to make his poxy disease ridden 3rd world county seem a bit more popular

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hehehe
 

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secret squirrel said:
Bod you can give me one,


that is an avatar,

I don't know how to do it,

Must appeal to my character..........
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Its zeb that will give you one. May make your eyes water though!!!!
Bod is only his stand in....

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I love my avatar, pretty just like me, thanks Bod XXXXXX

I feel like lady penelope,
 
kay-jay said:
Speaking of fudge packers....where's shi tstem3? Must be on the night shift....
By all accounts not the only member with sh it on his stem :eek:

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Hes out gigging tonight
 

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I know its like the admins are like some sort of ****s. Just like croppie taking you to the pub and not buying any drinks.
 
Howsie said:
Surly the swear filter should be removed for this thread tonight?!?
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I know its like the admins are like some sort of ****s. Just like croppie taking you to the pub and not buying any drinks.

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kay-jay said:
Aw **** thanks to jcplumb i got a callout in the morning. Why is it always a fookin toilet when im gonna be hungover ...
Cheers mate

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It's ok.... This is what you've got to face in the morning....
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