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Father and son are in ASDA

Dad what are these??

"thats a three pack of condoms Son for secondary school lads......1 for FRI 1 for sat and 1 for Sun night!!"

what about the 6 pack??

"there for University Lad's!!! 2 for Fri 2 for Sat and 2 for Sun night!!!!


Well Dad what about the 12 pack????

Married men Son 1 for Jan 1 for Feb 1 for March........
 
Bod ya **** put my avatar back or I'll tell bill at kane to charge you triple for calibration...


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Aw **** thanks to jcplumb i got a callout in the morning. Why is it always a fookin toilet when im gonna be hungover ...
Cheers mate

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You were bound to have your head down one sooner or later!
 
Q; What does a camera, a condom and a womens mouth have in common????



A; Their all designed to catch that Special moment!!!
 
A woman has just looked through the window Whilst I was having a wank.....

She slowly walked up to the window and mouthed the words "GET THE FECK OUT OF MY GARDEN!!!"
 
Garden full of beige daisys here like... spreading wide open. Dorty fckers

Remeber lads ......

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Isn't Tinky Winky?

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I spent some time by the wifes grave today......




She does'nt jnow she thinks I'm digging a fooking POND!!!
 
Cmon bod. Please put my avatar back...
I won't tell cropped that you changed his...






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