a monday pick me up contains adult humour

[Barry98]

re: a monday pick me up contains adult humour

sorry SGI forum rules prevent pm me your mobile number and ill text you back
P my self F laughing

fill in the p and the f or ask a teenager

 

[dontknowitall]

re: a monday pick me up contains adult humour

... or ask a teenager

Heehee!

 

[SafeGasInstall]

re: a monday pick me up contains adult humour

ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa got it cheers mate sorry I am quiet fresh from the boat

 

[capitanpugwash]

re: a monday pick me up contains adult humour

A man was walking his dog through the graveyard when he saw another man crouching behind a gravestone.

"Morning!" he said.

The other man replies, "No, just having a sh*t."

 

[leelister6]

re: a monday pick me up contains adult humour

I had to give our lass a black eye last night..... 6 quid for a bottle of drain unblocker and there she was just pouring it down the (Insert your own expletive so as not to upset the moderators) sink!

 

[leelister6]

re: a monday pick me up contains adult humour

I knew this girl who wanted bigger boobs, but couldn't afford proper implants, so she had her uncle make her a false set out of pine.
Would be great if I had a punchline to go with that though, wooden tit?

 

[leelister6]

re: a monday pick me up contains adult humour

I am hosting a fundraiser for people with ejaculation problems next week. Don't worry if you can't come.

 

[leelister6]

re: a monday pick me up contains adult humour

That Stephen Hawking may be a genius, but he is not setting much of an example to kids by just sitting at his computer all day is he?

 

[leelister6]

re: a monday pick me up contains adult humour

Just seen an advert in the local paper ' 50" LCD TV, volume stuck on full, £15'. I thought I cant turn that down!

 

[leelister6]

re: a monday pick me up contains adult humour

Told ar lass I was feeling a bit frisky the other day so she started rubbing my knob with her key ring.......................to be honest I felt she was just fobbing me off!