a monday pick me up contains adult humour

[stani]

 

[stani]

 

[PlumbBobBob]

A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks. First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does this a huge fish jumps out and bites him. To show who is boss, he beats it to death with a spade. Realizing his employer won't be best pleased he disposes of the fish by feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat anything. Moving on to the second job of clearing out the Chimp house, he is attacked by the chimps that pelt him with coconuts. He swipes at two chimps with a spade killing them both. What can he do? Feed them to the lions, he says to himself, because lions eat anything... He hurls the corpses into the lion enclosure. He moves on to the last job which is to collect honey from the South American Bees. As soon as he starts he is attacked by the bees. He grabs the spade and smashes the bees to a pulp. By now he knows what to do and shovels them into the lions cage because lions eat anything. Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo.. He wanders up to another lion and says "What's the food like here?" The lions say: "Absolutely brilliant, today we had Fish and Chimps with Mushy Bees!

 

[stani]

 

[turnpin]

Fella goes home and asks his wife..fancy trying a new position she agrees right he says lets both strip off and with you facing away from me wrap your left leg around mine then do the same with your right now lets do the same with our arms and there she is having the ride of her life after awhile they collapse in a sweaty heap and she says wow that's the best sex I've ever had with you where did you learn to do that?....oh he replied your sister showed me last night......:rofl:....regards Turnpin

 

[AlexGas]

[video=youtube;Rpksg6FjShE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rpksg6FjShE[/video]

 

[stani]

 

[SimonG]

Are zebras white with black stripes or black with white stripes?

 

[stani]

 

[stani]

 

[stani]

 

[stani]

For the dog owner amongst us.