Things that annoy you (plumbing and heating related)

[mikeyc]

Inspired by the 'customers' thread.

People that say "PCB board" Arrrggggghhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Alpha man]

"It hasn't worked properly since your last visit" even though you haven't been there for at least 6 months!!

 

[Rickster123]

I didn't realise you needed to airing cupboard emptied in order to change the cylinder...

 

[Rickster123]

My friend who's a plumber says...

 

[Dotty]

It's only a fan, how dare you close my thread. Don't you realise that I'm capable of building a nuclear submarine?

 

[kb76]

It's only a fan, how dare you close my thread. Don't you realise that I'm capable of building a nuclear submarine?

That is genius...brilliant!

 

[kb76]

I've already bought all the gear on the Internet

 

[SilentMike]

it's only...............................................................................................

 

[mikeyc]

Lol

 

[Sharp Point]

hep20, john guest, polyplumb etc etc

 

[quality]

Is that all is was

 

[mikeyc]

A quoted job, and then oh while your here can you do.......this, this, this that oh and this - an expect it in the quoted price. Grrrrrrrr

 

[Chalked]

I would do it myself, but.....

 

[Chalked]

I know a lot about boilers! It starts with your GO and RETURN pipes

 

[Atouchofgas]

The boilers upstairs, no you muppet that's your cylinder

 

[stevetheplumber]

boiler parts that dont come with all the washers and o rings you need to change them

 

[samwilko]

Electricians.

 

[mikeyc]

The boilers upstairs, no you muppet that's your cylinder

AaaaaaaaGGGGGGGGhhhhhh!!!!! Lol

And calling a basin a bloody sink, no love your sink is in the kitchen!

 

[kozak1968]

It wont take you long...........

 

[dsmart]

Ideal isars oh and bbu's

 

[Sharp Point]

Ideal isars oh and bbu's

I actually think bbu's were sent down from above by angels!

 

[dsmart]

I think they're a pain in the backside to service. Especially on a social housing contract when the tenant says the last guy didn't pull it out!

 

[Sharp Point]

I think they're a pain in the backside to service. Especially on a social housing contract when the tenant says the last guy didn't pull it out!

It must be my female side of me, but I find it quite therapeutic to strip and clean, then reassemble the nice shiny new parts.

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

no i wont have gas until next week for you to do the service,they have a £95 debt and think sticking a fiver on will cover it

 

[mikeyc]

^^ this. GRRRRRR and you drove miles in traffic during school run to get there...

 

[Sharp Point]

Just thought of this one, it boils my p@ss! Dirty great holes in basin and baths, when will manufacturers realise that the holes only need to accommodate either a 1/2 or 3/4 inch thread.

Enough said, rant over!

 

[Rich8]

It's ok he won't bite as a 5 stone dog runs down the hall and smacks you right in the balls With its head When you have both hands full grrrrr

 

[mikeyc]

Picking up a Worcester standard horizontal flue for a combi swap only to realise its 1 inch too short and having to drive 10 miles to exchange it for a longer one.............

 

[lame plumber]

I have lost my cheque book, I'll post it on to you when I find it.


(answer no problem, as you whip out the new pcb, I'll pop back when you find it). Did that last week, and used the pcb today on another 105e

 

[hammers4spanner]

It's only a fan, how dare you close my thread. Don't you realise that I'm capable of building a nuclear submarine?

I have refuelled the reactors on them and i'm still learning on gas

 

[Ch4 plumbing]

The late night email (just received) saying the designer rads your guy fitted don't work properly!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh

 

[gasmanrob]

The late night email (just received) saying the designer rads your guy fitted don't work properly!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhh

Let me guess rooms not as warm as it used to be

 

[Paulplumb]

"How much is a boiler service? Ok great. By the way the hot water isn't working"

 

[Ch4 plumbing]

Nope....not heating at all!

 

[woodsy]

I could of done it myself but wife wanted to get someone in!