Show us yer mug!

[kay-jay]

Real men don't wear PPE

Tom i hate to be the one to break the bad news to you but real men don't wear that there gay clobber that you posted links up to.

Nor do they have snot tattooed on their aris

 

[villa_tom]

Tom i hate to be the one to break the bad news to you but real men don't wear that there gay clobber that you posted links up to.

Nor do they have snot tattooed on their aris

ive never really like you

 

[kay-jay]

ive never really like you

Careful tom....i have your mobile number

 

[TomLane]

Careful tom....i have your mobile number

So does most of the gay community of the UK! ;-)

 

[Kyle87]

So does most of the gay community of the UK! ;-)

It's normally plastered all over te toilets round brum!

 

[Kyle87]

Real men don't wear PPE

It's not PPE , it's kinky, sexy time fetish wear!!!!

 

[Dotty]

So does most of the gay community of the UK! ;-)

Uh oh.... I've got his number too..... Ah no!!!

 

[TomLane]

Uh oh.... I've got his number too..... Ah no!!!

Say no more........

 

[Dannypipe]

Yeah, and we all know why you've both got his number. It's a love triangle.

 

[TomLane]

Uh oh.... I've got his number too..... Ah no!!!

Can't blame this one on an iPad autocorrection! That's Zebs job!!

 

[Keefy]

Looks like a young Hannibal Lecter.

Or Jeff Goldblum.

 

[Dotty]

Can't blame this one on an iPad autocorrection! That's Zebs job!!

The really annoying thing is I didn't know I was until you pointed it out.

How the hell am I going to break it to Mrs Croppie?

And how the hell do I get over the fact I've never ever looked at another bloke and thought "I'll give him one!"

And what if when doing it I find out I don't like it?

This gay stuff is so confusing!

 

[Rickster123]

The really annoying thing is I didn't know I was until you pointed it out.

How the hell am I going to break it to Mrs Croppie?

And how the hell do I get over the fact I've never ever looked at another bloke and thought "I'll give him one!"

And what if when doing it I find out I don't like it?

This gay stuff is so confusing!

I was with a bird who stuck her thumb somewhere once. I knew at that moment it would never be for me!

 

[Kyle87]

I was with a bird who stuck her thumb somewhere once. I knew at that moment it would never be for me!

Lol she gave you a thumbs up!!

 

[Dotty]

I was with a bird who stuck her thumb somewhere once. I knew at that moment it would never be for me!

Wouldn't it be worrying if you thought "ooh I like that!"

 

[Keefy]

Wouldn't it be worrying if you thought "ooh I like that!"

Reading that post of yours and seeing 'You like this' at the bottom has me confused now.

 

[Rickster123]

Wouldn't it be worrying if you thought "ooh I like that!"

Never turn your back on a bird from Bromley!

 

[TomLane]

Reading that post of yours and seeing 'You like this' at the bottom has me confused now.

Confused sexually or confused in general?

Have we another closet raver?

 

[Keefy]

Confused sexually or confused in general?

Have we another closet raver?

Nah, my chocolate speed-chute is one way only - OUT.

 

[kay-jay]

I've never ever looked at another bloke and thought "I'll give him one!

Only cos you're too selfish.
You look at blokes and think "i hope he gives me one"

 

[TomLane]

Nah, my chocolate speed-chute is one way only - OUT.

Could be a giver, not receiver?!

 

[Keefy]

Could be a giver, not receiver?!

Will you leave me alone, I DON'T BUM MEN!

 

[Rickster123]

Will you leave me alone, I DON'T BUM MEN!

Me thinks she doth protest too much!

 

[Dotty]

Never turn your back on a bird from Bromley!

Never ever admit to going with a bird from Bromley!

 

[TomLane]

Will you leave me alone, I DON'T BUM MEN!

Okay, I believe you!

Although they do say thou dost protest too much!!

 

[TomLane]

Me thinks she doth protest too much!

Great minds!

Well mine is, yours just copied mine!

 

[Dotty]

Only cos you're too selfish.
You look at blokes and think "i hope he gives me one"

If i'm brutally honest I'd only sleep with them in the vain hope they'd buy me a drink!

 

[Dotty]

Will you leave me alone, I DON'T BUM MEN!

Not when there's sheep for the taking!

 

[TomLane]

Not when there's sheep for the taking!

Oh no he didn't!!!

 

[Keefy]

 

[Dotty]

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You definately seem to have insider knowledge there.......

 

[Kyle87]

You definately seem to have insider knowledge there.......

It's not insider knowledge. ..........
It's insidehim knowledge

 

[SafeGasInstall]

Ladyboys wanna be you lot

 

[TomLane]

Don't hate the player, hate the game Stan!