Pointless fact of the day

[village idiot]

5/4 people do not understand fractions

What is fractions???

 

[Dotty]

In Switzerland, it is illegal to mow your front lawn while you're dressed as Elvis

 

[Dotty]

Half the world's population have seen at least one James Bond film

 

[Dotty]

The opposite sides of a dice always add up to seven.

 

[rpm]

What is fractions???

Don`t worry you haven`t got any.

 

[Chalked]

1 in every 4 households own "Queens Greatest Hits"

 

[Chalked]

Before planes were around. Jet lag was called boat lag!

 

[PlumbersMate]

You can't legally own a cat, but you can a dog

 

[village idiot]

Don`t worry you haven`t got any.

I think you are trying to confuse me? WHY, I ask? He said 5/4 people do not understand fractions?
Now, I know I am dyxlexics, but how do you get Five out of FOUR people not understanding this fracteous???? Regardless of what fracting is, the analogy has 4 people. So where did 5 out of 4 came from? I am confused, very confused.
Where is that bottle of Rum. I need a drink, badly.

 

[rpm]

Sorry mate just my sense of humour and drinking Rum will only make it more confusing for you lol

 

[village idiot]

Sorry mate just my sense of humour and drinking Rum will only make it more confusing for you lol

You are right.
I think Ray is to blame for all this confusion he has let loose on an unsuspecting public.
He has a lot to answer for.

 

[smhstu]

Statistically 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

 

[Riley]

Statistically 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

Statistically one in seven dwarves are happy

 

[kris]

Right-handed people live, on average; nine years longer than left handed people

 

[kris]

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

 

[Dotty]

On the whole men die before their wives simply because they want to.

 

[Leo21]

Plumbers have more time on there hands than most.

 

[kris]

Plumbers have more time on there hands than most.

Aint that a fact

 

[kris]

90% of pharmaceuticals taken by people are excreted through urination. Therefore our sewer systems contain heavy dose of drugs. A recent study by the EPA has found fish containing trace amounts of estrogen, cholesterol-lowering drugs, pain relievers, antibiotics, caffeine and even anti-depressants.

 

[Whyme]

During World War 2, the British Minister of food considered a plan to feed the population with black pudding - secretly made from surplus human blood bank donations.

 

[Whyme]

The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.

 

[SimonG]

Plumbers have more time on there hands than most.

The stuff I have on my hands more often than not aint time.

 

[bright spark]

There are 2 types of politician,
1. Those that don't know, and
2. Those that don't know that they don't know.

 

[kris]

Standardized plumbing can be traced back to around 3,000 B.C. when the Indus River Valley civilization used earthen plumbing pipes to provide transportable water and drain wastes.

 

[kris]

The flushing toilet was invented by John Harrington in 1596, which is where we get the nickname “the John.” We also call the toilet “the crapper” because of Thomas Crapper, who widely increased the popularity of it.

 

[kris]

The word “plumber” comes from the Latin word “plumbum,” which means “lead.”

 

[gasmanrob]

The word “plumber” comes from the Latin word “plumbum,” which means “lead.”

i thought it was plumbo which ment worker of lead

 

[JCplumb]

There are 10 types of people in the world.
Those who understand binary and those who don't...

 

[Whyme]

Charlie Chaplin once won third prize in a Charlie Chaplin look-alike contest

 

[gasmanrob]

Charlie Chaplin was also a pedophile

 

[SimonG]

During World War 2, the British Minister of food considered a plan to feed the population with black pudding - secretly made from surplus human blood bank donations.

Thats very soylent green.

 

[solutions]

During World War 2, the British Minister of food considered a plan to feed the population with black pudding - secretly made from surplus human blood bank donations.

Wow... that's a creepy but good one. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

 

[Sid Viscous]

The average bottle of wine uses between 500 - 750 grapes to produce.

 

[Sid Viscous]

An Epicurean is a person who derives sensual pleasure from food and/or drink (Croppy!)

 

[SimonG]

Annually you will have shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and failed to wash their hands

Need extra box of black mambas for hand shaking then.