Who really gets on your wick?

[Whyme]

The last bloke who gave me a tip and there's a pube stuck to the tenner..nice.

 

[kay-jay]

The last bloke who gave me a tip and there's a pube stuck to the tenner..nice.

That made me laugh

 

[Ermintrude]

Made me envious of the pube

 

[Phil]

What is it with pubes...they get everywhere!

There was one in my coffee the other day on the bathroom floor.

 

[Irish]

What is it with pubes...they get everywhere!

There was one in my coffee the other day on the bathroom floor.

if you put your coffee in a cup there'd be less chance of pubes getting in it !!

 

[julesverne]

nah, jules is an adopted Town fan lol

in your dreams LOL Oldham fan till i die. especially satisfying as we beat bradford at valley parade last saturday

 

[julesverne]

Its Friday he'll be in his counting house counting out his money!

hasn't anyone told you it's grim up north

not

 

[cr0ft]

Bruce Forsyth hate him

When I was in Afghanistan Bruce Forsyth came to us Royal Navy & Royal Marines guys/gals in Lashkar Gah base. He properly had the **** taken out of him by the lads and didn't even realise it. Katherine Jenkins also turned up with him and you can imagine who got more attention!!

 

[TBServices]

Proof that Mr Rabbit exists

 

[Dotty]

Proof that Mr Rabbit exists

You bloody well drew that on your telly......

I'm not fooled for an instant....

 

[zeebeedee]

Micheal macintyre and lee evans, I'd love to punch them both in the face!

 

[IDCHAPPY]

Katie Hopkins, she's such a smug twunt gŕrrrrr

 

[lame plumber]

the caretaker of a holiday let that just rang as a rad isnt coming on!!! its 23 degrees out there ffs therefore not an emergency!!

 

[SimonG]

The estate agent this morning. Boiler broken down, it's an emergency, if you can't go we'll get somebody else. At which point the price went up. Gets there, sounds like no fuel. Pressure gauge in and no fuel. Tanks padlocked so off with the elbow and lo and behold no oil. It had been service 2 months before but all that was left of the mz770 was two wires and the bulb. Battery gone on the tank level gauge.

But the supplier always fills before they run out. Not this time honey

 

[Ermintrude]

Dorris the horrid. My stalker. She's 79. Sends me notes calls and when I opens my front door she appeared..... My house isn't exactly en-route!