Sponsored thread - deals on chemicals

[Ray Stafford]

Hi All

Unfortunately, the letter B can't be with us today, as he is needed at Westminster for a day of Blarney, ull**** and ollocks.

We are very pleased to welcome the letter C at the last minute, to introduce todays sponsored thread. C stands for Champage, Caviar, unnilingus and of course - CHEMICALS.

We have reductions on Sentinel X100, X200, X300, X400 and X800 which from now until Xmas are reduced to just £9.95 plus VAT per pot. "Blimey, thats cheap" I hear you say. Yes it is, and particularly for the potent-but-normally-expensive X800, probably the best of all the flushing chemicals.

Alternatively, and rapidly increasing in popularity are the [DLMURL="http://www.tradeonlyplumbing.co.uk/latest-products/adey-mc1-twin-pack.html"]MC1 inhibitor[/DLMURL] and [DLMURL="http://www.tradeonlyplumbing.co.uk/latest-products/adey-mc3-twin-pack.html"]MC3 cleaner[/DLMURL] from Adey, makers of Magnaclean. Both products are £12.95 plus VAT, which is about right for a branded chemical dose, but from now until Xmas, they are on offer as BUY-ONE-GET-ONE-FREE. This is an offer that has been available for short term promotions in various merchants, usually in conjunction with a breakfast morning, but we think we are the first to offer it in all branches, all the time, for the next 4 months. If you prefer to have [DLMURL="http://www.tradeonlyplumbing.co.uk/latest-products/adey-mc1-mc3-twin-pack.html"]one of each[/DLMURL] - you can do that too!

So next time you are buying a boiler from us - don't forget the filter from yesterdays sponsored thread (thanks, letter F!) and the chemicals from today thread.

Hasta la vista, baby.

 

[IDCHAPPY]

Any crystal meth?

 

[Rickster123]

Any drambuie?

 

[Ray Stafford]

Any crystal meth?

Any drambuie?

Yep. But both come in containers that look suspiciously similar to X100.

 

[Destroyer2813]

Have a order for ya ray including those Adey chems

 

[Ray Stafford]

Have a order for ya ray including those Adey chems

Sorry Alex, I saw your PM late yesterday after driving 6 hours straight on a family emergency, and forgot to pass it on to the sales guys today. I have just emailed our sales manager and he will have some one on it first thing in the morning, because he is a lot more efficient than I am.

 

[Destroyer2813]

No worries Ray don't need it till Saturday anyway

 

[SimonG]

Thanks for the torpedo level Ray. I was due a new one as I can barely see the bubble on my old one

 

[Destroyer2813]

Sorry Alex, I saw your PM late yesterday after driving 6 hours straight on a family emergency, and forgot to pass it on to the sales guys today. I have just emailed our sales manager and he will have some one on it first thing in the morning, because he is a lot more efficient than I am.

Looking forward to trying out one of your crates will be used as a punishment box for my son when he misbehaves

 

[stevetheplumber]

i wasb hoping it was cunning linguists