Polish Muppet

[Keefy]

I've got this Polish muppet rendering the walls on my balcony (live in a housing association high rise and no I don't claim benefits). Bramall are doing a big job on the block which involves cladding the whole building with Rockwool and they're obviously not allowed to step over from the platform lift thingy for health and safety reasons. So anyway, he knocked on the door and said 'Balcon?" So I let him in and took him through and told him to wait a sec while I got some string to tie up some old rolled up lino which was on the soaking wet balcony - and rotten with all the crap from the drilling outside.

Walk back in with my string and there he is throwing the dirty wet lino through the door piling it up against my £3,000 white leather couch! Not only that but he was still wearing the blue bags he had on his feet when he walked through the flat. Asked him wtf he was doing and he responded he doesn't "Spok England". Every one of the workers are Polish.

The missus is here begging me not to throw him off the balcony. If you don't see me around much after this I've probably been arrested.

Rant over, for now.

 

[on31ll]

do it ! you know you want to

 

[mountainman]

I feel a claim coming on lol

 

[on31ll]

i always throw a pole when im angry !

 

[theanalyst]

Slips and trips.

he tripped and went over the edge, and then his mates went after him!! lol

 

[Keefy]

Slips and trips.

he tripped and went over the edge, and then his mates went after him!! lol

One of them actually got found mangled at the foot of a neighbouring block last year having 'fell' from the top (15th) floor. Went right through the canopy over the main doorway. I was so happy when the night security guard told me.

 

[on31ll]

One of them actually got found mangled at the foot of a neighbouring block last year having 'fell' from the top (15th) floor. Went right through the canopy over the main doorway. I was so happy when the night security guard told me.

and there all in work today ? ruthless ! no HSE onsite ?

 

[Keefy]

and there all in work today ? ruthless ! no HSE onsite ?

Apparently he'd been drinking and jumped, not sure what the deal was with it.

 

[mountainman]

Apparently he'd been drinking and jumped, not sure what the deal was with it.

If only Heineken made parachutes!

 

[hammers4spanner]

just stick a claim in

 

[on31ll]

i always throw a pole when im angry !

sorry edit that ! i always tugg my pole when im angry
:77:
<< the pole ?

 

[Blake]

A Plumber with a white leather sofa? Asking for trouble

 

[Guest123]

Throw him off the balcony, teach him how to Pole vault!

 

[R1CKY]

I thought this thread was going to be about someone going nuts with a can of Pledge!

 

[Keefy]

just stick a claim in

Nah, I only had to wipe the couch over and there's no carpet down as we're in the middle of decorating. Only claim I'll be making is diminished responsibility to the judge. That Pole, he had the dopiest looking face I've ever seen too.

 

[turnpin]

Where theres blame theres a claim.....regards turnpin:77:

 

[SimonG]

I thought this thread was going to be about someone going nuts with a can of Pledge!

Kermit and Mr Sheen

 

[Keefy]

I thought this thread was going to be about someone going nuts with a can of Pledge!

LOL I missed this post. Can't stop laughing! :smilielol5:

 

[REDSAW]

just lock the balcony door on him next time then go out for a while!!

 

[Keefy]

just lock the balcony door on him next time then go out for a while!!

Ha, dunno how true it is but a neighbour told me they'd left them alone in his flat and came home to find one asleep on the couch with a bottle of lager from his fridge and all his eggs gone. I was almost hoping this one would try to swipe a few of my tools which were all over the hallway while I was cleaning them.

 

[Phil]

Don't wrong this Pole or he'll be back with his room mates, all 25 of them!

 

[Keefy]

Don't wrong this Pole or he'll be back with his room mates, all 25 of them!

Bring it! I'm a black belt in origami.