I want to start a cheese mining company where do i start?

[Ray Stafford]

Yes, we had better tread caerphilly.

 

[Keefy]

You're all crackers.

 

[R1CKY]

You Feta believe it!

 

[Ray Stafford]

A bag of jelly babies to the member who can get a convincing cheese pun involving both gorganzolla and camembert into the same post!

 

[REDSAW]

A bag of jelly babies to the member who can get a convincing cheese pun involving both gorganzolla and camembert into the same post!

for a moment it came burt gord an zola cheesed me of by coming first!

 

[tamz]

That last Labour nump we had running the country really bought into the green save the planet stuff. He was so much into renewables, the power of wind and sun he thought if he left a bucket of milk in the sun it would turn into Gordon Solar.

 

[TomLane]

A wife and husband have bought different flavored condoms. They decide to play a game, where the husband puts one on, and the wife guesses what flavor it is. They turn out the lights.

"Gorgonzola!", the wife yelled.

"Wait it's not on yet"

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What's the best cheese to coax a bear down a mountain?

Camembert (get it?!? 'Come on bear')

 

[Pipedream]

I understand the need for regulation of this industry a and that someone has suggested the creation of the cheese safe register. However many of us live in areas that are not on the Cheese Grid, so I feel there is a need to create a second industry body, I would like to propose the creation of OFFCHEESE.

 

[Keefy]

 

[peteheat]

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