a monday pick me up contains adult humour

[leelister6]

re: a monday pick me up contains adult humour

Michael Jackson Trial latest: Dr. Conrad Murray has told the court about Jacksons dramatic weight loss; "Michael had got so thin, that although his pyjama tops were still adult size, he could still squeeze himself into childrens bottoms"

 

[GQuigley67]

re: a monday pick me up contains adult humour

"One man's rubbish is another man's treasure" is an awesome phrase.

But it's a horrible way to tell your kid they're adopted.

 

[dontknowitall]

re: a monday pick me up contains adult humour

2.8m views - about 667,000 10 days ago ...

[video=youtube;3VLcLH97eRw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VLcLH97eRw[/video]

 

[CES]

re: a monday pick me up contains adult humour

I walked into a bedroom and caught my nan sucking grandad's cock, I said "Nan that's disgusting"
She said "it's perfectly normal"
I said "No it's wrong you should have buried it with the rest of him"

 

[CES]

re: a monday pick me up contains adult humour

Prince Charles leads tributes to Jimmy Savile and belatedly thanks him for 'fixing it' on August 31st 1997 in the Pont de l'Alma Road Tunnel in Paris.

 

[CES]

re: a monday pick me up contains adult humour

Police marksmen have had to open fire at Dale Farm, they have won 2 goldfish and a giant teddy

 

[Guest123]

re: a monday pick me up contains adult humour

You guys are wasted doing plumbing, should be on Comedy Central! LOL

 

[Barry98]

re: a monday pick me up contains adult humour

Ultimate Dog Tease - YouTube

 

[GQuigley67]

re: a monday pick me up contains adult humour

Some local thugs wrote 'mong' all over my window last night !! it's going to take me ages to lick it off now....

 

[CES]

re: a monday pick me up contains adult humour

Paddy buys a bath takes it back next day complaining water keeps escaping.
Manager says, "did u buy a plug for it?" Paddy says, "you f**ckin w**ker ! you neva said it was electric!"