The ultimate Intergas virgin freebie boiler thread

[Riley]

Ok mate may lie down till then

 

[solutions]

Happy days, just popped off to blow my strawberry...damn hay fever is hammering me today!

Yep pollen count has got to be through the roof.
Was chasing a screwed today for a new cooker gas line and had to stop and wash my face as the snot was streaming out of me.

Past couple of days have been horrible for me... Still at least not as bad as last year, couldn't open my eyes or anything then.

 

[solutions]

Bad luck Riley.
At least you get to watch the remainder a squirm tomorrow.
Best of luck to the remaining competition in the competition.

 

[Ray Stafford]

So who is left?

Anz
Chalked
ch4
Hammers
Solutions

I wonder who will survive tomorrow's brutal Darwinian selection? Will the fittest survive? Are any of them even remotely fit? And if so, fit for what?

Tune in to tomorrow's exciting instalment of "greedy 4 freebie" - an everyday tale of plumbing folk...

 

[Riley]

Where will tomorrow's exciting instalment come from

 

[smtplumbing]

This is going to be a long month

 

[IDCHAPPY]

Like big brother this :lol:

 

[hammers4spanner]

more like rays plumbing nightmares

 

[Ray Stafford]

Where will tomorrow's exciting instalment come from

Home. Where I have just arrived to find a poorly Mrs S, in need of some TLC.

So tonights installment might be abbreviated.

Back later...

 

[Gray0689]

Then you should make it very quick or leave it to another day
and look after the boss
We will forgive you for that mate
Hope mrs Stafford feeling better soon

 

[Riley]

Anyway, hate all the remaining competitors none of them deserve it......













Only kidding good luck lads

 

[solutions]

Anyway, hate all the remaining competitors none of them deserve it......













Only kidding good luck lads

Love you too Riley.

 

[Ch4 plumbing]

Anyway, hate all the remaining competitors none of them deserve it......













Only kidding good luck lads

Theirs still a bit of brown on your nose from last night Matt! Lol

 

[Riley]

It's not what you think

 

[Riley]

Hmmmm maybe it is

 

[Riley]

I shall try a different tactic next time

 

[Dotty]

Pffftttttttttttt.....................

 

[Riley]

I like croppies tactic :wink:

 

[Dotty]

Not giving a fiddlers you mean, Matt?

 

[Ray Stafford]

Sorry guys, the best I can manage tonight is to pop in, eliminate someone, and then resume the Florence nightingale costume.

My apologies.

 

[hammers4spanner]

Sorry guys, the best I can manage tonight is to pop in, eliminate someone, and then resume the Florence nightingale costume.

My apologies.

our execution awaites

 

[Chalked]

All the best to mrs S.
Our fate awaits.

 

[Ch4 plumbing]

Sorry guys, the best I can manage tonight is to pop in, eliminate someone, and then resume the Florence nightingale costume.

My apologies.

Don't worry you deserve a night off Ray suck suck pls don't throw me out:aureola:

 

[hammers4spanner]

Don't worry you deserve a night off Ray suck suck pls don't throw me out:aureola:

Creep

 

[smtplumbing]

Have a night off ray and do two tomorrow ha ha

 

[Rickster123]

Hope mrs s is ok mate.

 

[Riley]

Not giving a fiddlers you mean, Matt?

Quite Mr Cropp, quite. I am a sucker for a freebie though

 

[Riley]

I got slated for brown nosing. Oh you guys :wink:

 

[Dotty]

Have a night off ray and do two tomorrow ha ha

Sound advice. No one will think any less of you.











Except me......

Much love to Mrs S.

 

[Ray Stafford]

So who is left?

Anz
Chalked
ch4
Hammers
Solutions

I wonder who will survive tomorrow's brutal Darwinian selection? Will the fittest survive? Are any of them even remotely fit? And if so, fit for what?

Tune in to tomorrow's exciting instalment of "greedy 4 freebie" - an everyday tale of plumbing folk...

Right, apologies for the late start.

So, shall we kick some one out? Or shall we decide its too late to start all the teasing, and kick two out tomorrow instead?

 

[Gray0689]

Right, apologies for the late start.

So, shall we kick some one out? Or shall we decide its too late to start all the teasing, and kick two out tomorrow instead?

Tomorrow
And you get back to your lady wife mate

 

[Riley]

Tomorrow
And you get back to your lady wife mate

Think that sounds a good shout

 

[Rickster123]

Cancel the whole thing and move on to pens, mugs and fleeces tomorrow..

 

[Ray Stafford]

Tomorrow
And you get back to your lady wife mate

Mrs S is tucked up in bed, with hot water bottle etc.

I have 10 minutes wind down time. Time enough (and to spare) to crush the hopes of a Chalked. Or indeed an Anz. Or a hammers, ch4 or solutions.

Oh, how the fragile yachts of their hopes blow around the rocky harbour of their own destruction...

Sorry - was that a bit too poetic?

 

[hammers4spanner]

Cancel the whole thing and move on to pens, mugs and fleeces tomorrow..

get back to your favourite subject .....food !