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Phil if you give them an hour head start why is it going to take two days for you to catch up with them lol
 
kyle87 said:
Phil if you give them an hour head start why is it going to take two days for you to catch up with them lol
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I think I will let this go now, I was just playing on the sick to your stomach feeling you get when you you've been robbed...not a nice feeling.

Sorry if my post offended anyone.
 
Phil said:
Sorry to hear of your trouble Danny...I would love to hunt these guys old school.

What I mean is find them first and then strip them down the their underpants (nothing sexual) and then release them in the woods and give them say an hour head start. I would Commando myself up like Arnie and hunt them like dogs for two days with a crossbow. When I glimse them through the tree's I would only maim them as to prolong their agony.

I'd fire so many bolts into them they would look like a bottle brush, but each bolt would be placed as to miss their vital organs. After a couple of days bloodsport I will tie chains round their ankles and drag them with a tractor to a disused barn where I will start work on them............ vinegar and a sword and then a few hours with a blow torch.

I hate thieves.
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OMG you do watch some movies
 
Phil said:
I think I will let this go now, I was just playing on the sick to your stomach feeling you get when you you've been robbed...not a nice feeling.

Sorry if my post offended anyone.
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Not at all Phil, we can but dream.
 
One of my customers had a break in earlier in the year.

Customised golf clubs and garden tools were stolen. He had the time and spent hours on ebay looking for the stuff, eventually found the items for sale, after a slow start the police got involved and found a container load of stuff all nicked.

I havn't heard the final outcome but he was over the moon as were the police.

I hate scumming thieves, borrowing pens from William's branches isn't really stealing is it :wings:
 
Kev the gas said:
I hate scumming thieves, borrowing pens from William's branches isn't really stealing is it :wings:
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I'll send you an invoice Kev, then you will have a clean conscience.

500 x pens @ £ooo, say a fiver a pen? Plus the dreaded.

MMmmmade my sunday!
 
Phil said:
I think I will let this go now, I was just playing on the sick to your stomach feeling you get when you you've been robbed...not a nice feeling.

Sorry if my post offended anyone.
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It would take a lot more to offend me.

I just want to help you with your sick and twisted torture of the toe rags.

Personally I'd start with the fingernails. Pliers would rip them off then I would use a cocktail stick to poke and prod the septic wound over a period of 3 days starving the victim also.

Then when suitably starved and tormented I would force feed them far too much rich foods
Then chop their dick off infront of ten beautiful ladies who would be laughing and giggling at the dickless lad as he pukes his stomach content all over himself.

This content would be gathers in a bowl and would be his only grub for the next few days while I start dismembering his limbs with an 18" Stilson. Twisting his arm out of its socket and carry on until it rips it clean off dragging tendons and sinew with it.

Then I'd probably start getting bored and let the rats eat him alive
 
kyle87 said:
It would take a lot more to offend me.

I just want to help you with your sick and twisted torture of the toe rags.

Personally I'd start with the fingernails. Pliers would rip them off then I would use a cocktail stick to poke and prod the septic wound over a period of 3 days starving the victim also.

Then when suitably starved and tormented I would force feed them far too much rich foods
Then chop their dick off infront of ten beautiful ladies who would be laughing and giggling at the dickless lad as he pukes his stomach content all over himself.

This content would be gathers in a bowl and would be his only grub for the next few days while I start dismembering his limbs with an 18" Stilson. Twisting his arm out of its socket and carry on until it rips it clean off dragging tendons and sinew with it.

Then I'd probably start getting bored and let the rats eat him alive
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Really ....
 
Kyle I'm going to pm you my ex wife's address... Just incase you're ever at a loose end...
 
kyle87 said:
It would take a lot more to offend me.

I just want to help you with your sick and twisted torture of the toe rags.

Personally I'd start with the fingernails. Pliers would rip them off then I would use a cocktail stick to poke and prod the septic wound over a period of 3 days starving the victim also.

Then when suitably starved and tormented I would force feed them far too much rich foods
Then chop their dick off infront of ten beautiful ladies who would be laughing and giggling at the dickless lad as he pukes his stomach content all over himself.

This content would be gathers in a bowl and would be his only grub for the next few days while I start dismembering his limbs with an 18" Stilson. Twisting his arm out of its socket and carry on until it rips it clean off dragging tendons and sinew with it.

Then I'd probably start getting bored and let the rats eat him alive
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And we have a winner!
 
If I had a legal immunity I would like very much to give him a monster dose of lsd tie him naked to a tree in summer smear him in jam and watch his horror as he sees himself eaten alive by insects
 
I'd just tell my mrs that sp called her a short bum, no one has ever survived her wrath :)
 
kyle87 said:
It would take a lot more to offend me.

I just want to help you with your sick and twisted torture of the toe rags.

Personally I'd start with the fingernails. Pliers would rip them off then I would use a cocktail stick to poke and prod the septic wound over a period of 3 days starving the victim also.

Then when suitably starved and tormented I would force feed them far too much rich foods
Then chop their dick off infront of ten beautiful ladies who would be laughing and giggling at the dickless lad as he pukes his stomach content all over himself.

This content would be gathers in a bowl and would be his only grub for the next few days while I start dismembering his limbs with an 18" Stilson. Twisting his arm out of its socket and carry on until it rips it clean off dragging tendons and sinew with it.

Then I'd probably start getting bored and let the rats eat him alive
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OK. Think we just crossed the line!! By a country mile. LOL.
 
ha ha, I would love to join up with admin to start one of these, pretend that I have left!! wait for the abuse to come and then say ha ha I'm still here!!
 
that's where your suppose to say I am a well loved member!! and there would be a leaving memorial for me!!
 
Thought you had left after your last hissy fit and called everyone c o c k s or some like, ps no one noticed :waving:
 
jase158 said:
that's where your suppose to say I am a well loved member!! and there would be a leaving memorial for me!!
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I'm sure we could arrange a few sausage rolls and cheese/pineapples sticks for a leaving party

......but when you've actually gone we would ha a casino themed extravaganza!!
 
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