Pointless fact of the day

[Billy Bob Bob]

Come on Mark. i am not even "remotely interesting" stick to the rules please.

true story

 

[Dotty]

the length of your forearm is the same as your foot

Most plumbers reading this cannot remotely get their forearms near their feet....

 

[Toxic Ted]

and have toxic livers

Does that mean i'm a bear?............a toxic teddy.........aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhgggg

 

[Sid Viscous]

Ants outnumber humans about 1,000,000:1.

 

[kay-jay]

All smells are particulate. This means that when you smell someone elses farts little particles of that persons shyt are going up your nose and into your lungs.

 

[lame plumber]

Lesbian sheep were the cause of the European foot and mouth crisis in the 90's.

last outbreak was 2001 (pigs were the cause) and prior to that 1967, sheep werent the issue then either, sounds more like your trying to divert your passion for sheep away from the gossip columns

 

[lame plumber]

Most plumbers reading this cannot remotely get their forearms near their feet....

apart from Croppie, who because of his stature, can do so with ease

 

[Sid Viscous]

Jupiter's great red spot is larger than the Earth

 

[leelister6]

You can go for a wee and no poo comes out but you can't have a dump without some weewee coming out

 

[smhstu]

If you untie the knot on your belly button, your arse will fall off!