You will never guess whose flat I've just been in!!!

[Masood]

Got a callout to look at water pouring through a ceiling in a very posh part of London. Water coming from upstairs flat, belonging to a certain Liam Gallagher! Sadly he wasn't there but I'm going back next week to fix it properly so might yet get a selfie with him...

 

[rocketmanbkk]

Can't stand him, sorry.

 

[Dotty]

Good voice, grade A berk....

 

[village idiot]

About 5yrs ago, I had a call to attend a job in Coulsdon (Chipstead area). When I asked for a name, the response was: June Brown.
Without even registering the name in my idiotic brain, I attended. When the door was opened, there was an overwhelming smell of cigarettes and a very petite lady standing infront of me and ushering me in, all the time ''pulling'' onto a cigarette as if her whole life depended on it???
I went into the bath, accessed the problem and informed her I will be back the next day to resolve the problem.

It wasn't until I was half way down Chipstead Valley Road that it suddenly dawned on me that I had just been having a chat with Dot Cotton. In a way, I was glad I had not clued up to who she was. So she was not confronted with someone wanting an autograph, picture etc.

Between you and I, the TV does her no justice. She is an exceptionally petite lady, and smokes nonstop.

 

[Rich8]

I think he's a legend proper front man

 

[kris]

Least u can say you fixed his leak, n worked in his home,,,

 

[Paulplumb]

Lean heavy on the pen he can afford it

 

[Dotty]

I was in Ronnie Corbetts house once many years ago. He didn't know i was there until the morning.

His daughter was very aware I was there!

 

[AWheating]

you broke into his daughters .............../ room?

 

[Dotty]

you broke into his daughters .............../ room?

Not broke exactly........ Not when you're invited.......

 

[AWheating]

if you meet him call him Noel, that should see you struggle to get paid LOL

 

[sheff paul]

Got a callout to look at water pouring through a ceiling in a very posh part of London. Water coming from upstairs flat, belonging to a certain Liam Gallagher! Sadly he wasn't there but I'm going back next week to fix it properly so might yet get a selfie with him...

If you get a chance ,**** in his fridge and write on his wall 'Sheff Paul woz ere',.

 

[AWheating]

invited with a wink and a smile hey?

 

[Dotty]

invited with a wink and a smile hey?

hehehehehehehehe!

And left at a speed of knots in the morning when the wee man expressed his displeasure at my being there!

 

[Paulplumb]

hehehehehehehehe!

And left at a speed of knots in the morning when the wee man expressed his displeasure at my being there!

Lol I bet there was a bit of tension in the air when Ronnie realized you'd been playing hide the sausage with his little princess. Priceless.

 

[Dotty]

I was emotional and very lost. Walked into the kitchen trying to find my way out and there he was frying breakfast.... "Who the fk are you and what are you doing in my house?" he asked..

"You really don't want to know...." I replied.

He only went and threw the frying pan at me! Contents and all!

I gave it legs down a very, very long driveway......

 

[gasmanrob]

My only question is...... Did you run because he was taller then you?

 

[Chris F]

I hope he had bought it all from Wiltshire farm foods ;-)

 

[P J F PLUMBING]

 

[P J F PLUMBING]

 

[P J F PLUMBING]

 

[Toxic Ted]

Did a garage conversion for Adrian Smith, guitarist for Iron Maiden and more recently Paul Wellers house. The pool has a target in the mosaics on the bottom.

 

[lame plumber]

Not broke exactly........ Not when you're invited.......

I suppose if your dads a dwarf then you need to try out another one at least once

 

[Dotty]

I suppose if your dads a dwarf then you need to try out another one at least once

Nuffink of the sort! She just got all bubbly in the gusset for me.....

 

[IDCHAPPY]

Make sure you banjo the tw@ if he's in Mas :lol:

 

[lame plumber]

TMI.....................surprised you could reach if she was standing up

 

[Dotty]

All the same height laying down.....

 

[turnpin]

Croppie if what s said about you being vertically challenged on these forums I'm surprised that you and Ronnie c did not see eye to eye.....lol regards Turnpinunk:

 

[Dotty]

I'm actually taller than himself.

 

[Dotty]

3.09 in, oh how I guffawed. ..

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