True Story

[Spudhater]

While working for a company a few years back , i was installing a new boiler with a vert flue in a purpose built boiler house ( flat roof) in an old peoples home.I had drilled the flat roof and was measuring up the Vert flue, the boiler was on the wall, casing open , electrics panel open ...

Unbeknown to me, they had a " plumber " in at one stage to install a basin in one of the "old gits " room, his way of terminating the waste was straight out onto the small pitched roof which ran onto the flat roof and then down to the storm drain..


Can you see what is coming next......................................








The "OLD GIT" could not be bothered to go to the toilet in the night so must have used the basin instead..( leaving the plug in)

And in the morning he let the lot go..

You could smell it before it arrived, all down my hands, neck,face, boiler control panel.. stinking of RANCID **** on a Friday morning

Left there and then,never went back to the job, got a verbal warning from the office from some jumped up tart who was shagging her way up ladder..

The look on her face when i told her.. "**** you,**** the job, if you want the van it will be on the drive"

Made me me feel much better, and i had two job offers on the Monday so all i lost was a weeks pay....worth it..

 

[MarkAqua]

That's nasty! Imagine cleaning it off the boiler controls.

Do you know who eventually had to go back and "get you out the sh*t"? no pun intended

 

[philtheflush]

sounds like he was taking the **** literally