Things you will never do now

[Ray Stafford]

As you get older, you have to accept that some things are just not going to happen now.

This thread is the place to admit that you have given up hope on these dreams.

I'll start you off:

I will never open the batting for England. Or the bowling. Or even be the 12th man.

Eric Clapton is never going to call, explaining that his regular session guitarist has let him down, and ask me to fill in.

Over to you...

 

[IDCHAPPY]

I'm never going to be the next John Holmes....

 

[gasmanrob]

Visit Ibiza and watch the sunset and then sun rise from cafe del mar.

Not ambitious i know but something I've always wanted to do, I do love dance music

 

[Ch4 plumbing]

I'm never going to win Le Tour De France after thrashing a Alberto Contidor up the steepest slopes of the Alps!

 

[JAH HEATING]

Visit Ibiza and watch the sunset and then sun rise from cafe del mar.

Not ambitious i know but something I've always wanted to do, I do love dance music

You can, I wouldn't worry about your aged

 

[Irish]

I'm never going to be the next John Holmes....

Had to google him. Ya durty bastar

 

[Barry98]

Visit Ibiza and watch the sunset and then sun rise from cafe del mar.

Not ambitious i know but something I've always wanted to do, I do love dance music

did that last year and am 38 your never too old

 

[Alanc]

Get my bleedin gas quals.

 

[Ermintrude]

Get my bleedin gas quals.

Shut up! Head down and you'll be done in no time. Only thing I won't be doing is being child and wife less and 21 again. But other than wife wouldn't change a thing.

 

[Hybrid]

Emmigrate to Canada. Can't drag two kids to another continent to fullfill a personal ambition.