Things you will never do now

[Ermintrude]

Think we need a ukpf evolutionary chart... Remember the ones from school starts of with plankton ends up with **** Erectus. UKPF version (proposed) pond-life... Supaplumb and works it's way to Neanderthal...... Commercial obviously...... Then DIY ...... Perhaps then dick Turpin .... Then the godly domestics .

 

[Leo21]

Think we need a ukpf evolutionary chart... Remember the ones from school starts of with plankton ends up with **** Erectus. UKPF version (proposed) pond-life... Supaplumb and works it's way to Neanderthal...... Commercial obviously...... Then DIY ...... Perhaps then dick Turpin .... Then the godly domestics .

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[JAH HEATING]

Never have a bevy again

 

[JCplumb]

I will probably never shag Vanessa Paradis
Sad times, sad times...

 

[Leo21]

Never be able to get up or sit down without making an unbecoming grunting noise due to aching joints.

 

[Linkyplumb]

I will never be first choice tight head prop for England, or Ireland (have Irish relatives so could qualify).
Had the chance of going for the England Under 21's trial back in 1994. Problem was, it was still seen as a bit elitist then, and because I was going into a trade, they didnt want to know.

I was told by the county coach who I was playing for at the time, that I was more than good enough to get in, which was more annoying than anything!!!

 

[Rickster123]

I'll never be able to have a side parting. Never going on an 18-30s holiday. Never going to get to play for the mighty crystal palace. Not going to be able to go out in winter without a vest on either!

 

[hammers4spanner]

Visit Ibiza and watch the sunset and then sun rise from cafe del mar.

Not ambitious i know but something I've always wanted to do, I do love dance music

do the normal transition from ibiza to thailand

 

[stani]

I will still never understand how anyone can pay somebody £300000 per week for 90 minutes work.

 

[IDCHAPPY]

I will still never understand how anyone can pay somebody £300000 per week for 90 minutes work.

It's crazy money...

 

[JAH HEATING]

I will still never understand how anyone can pay somebody £300000 per week for 90 minutes work.

Hes going to be 34 by the end of is contract earning that, joke

 

[jonnyswamp]

Touch my toes, can't even get within 8 inches now

 

[SafeGasInstall]

Never was , and probably never be FREE PERSON

 

[lame plumber]

if lame stood next to you the focus would be on his webbed hands

watch wales disappear under a tsunami, although there was hope last week