Things you will never do now

[Ray Stafford]

As you get older, you have to accept that some things are just not going to happen now.

This thread is the place to admit that you have given up hope on these dreams.

I'll start you off:

I will never open the batting for England. Or the bowling. Or even be the 12th man.

Eric Clapton is never going to call, explaining that his regular session guitarist has let him down, and ask me to fill in.

Over to you...

 

[IDCHAPPY]

I'm never going to be the next John Holmes....

 

[gasmanrob]

Visit Ibiza and watch the sunset and then sun rise from cafe del mar.

Not ambitious i know but something I've always wanted to do, I do love dance music

 

[Ch4 plumbing]

I'm never going to win Le Tour De France after thrashing a Alberto Contidor up the steepest slopes of the Alps!

 

[JAH HEATING]

Visit Ibiza and watch the sunset and then sun rise from cafe del mar.

Not ambitious i know but something I've always wanted to do, I do love dance music

You can, I wouldn't worry about your aged

 

[Irish]

I'm never going to be the next John Holmes....

Had to google him. Ya durty bastar

 

[Barry98]

Visit Ibiza and watch the sunset and then sun rise from cafe del mar.

Not ambitious i know but something I've always wanted to do, I do love dance music

did that last year and am 38 your never too old

 

[Alanc]

Get my bleedin gas quals.

 

[Ermintrude]

Get my bleedin gas quals.

Shut up! Head down and you'll be done in no time. Only thing I won't be doing is being child and wife less and 21 again. But other than wife wouldn't change a thing.

 

[Hybrid]

Emmigrate to Canada. Can't drag two kids to another continent to fullfill a personal ambition.

 

[Leo21]

I'll never be able to call someone "dude" without looking like a right old twot.

 

[IDCHAPPY]

Had to google him. Ya durty bastar

:lol:, the tiny todger was my first disadvantage in becoming him
:tongue 3:

 

[Plumbstar Tom]

I will never be able to enjoy playing with things like a balloon or bubbles that cost pennies. I had to splash out out a core drill and PS4 to entertain myself

 

[gasmanrob]

did that last year and am 38 your never too old

Wife, kids and commitments suggest not, unless we split it's highly unlikely, not her cup of tea.

 

[IDCHAPPY]

I will never be able to enjoy playing with things like a balloon or bubbles that cost pennies. I had to splash out out a core drill and PS4 to entertain myself

It's a tough life mate :Tongue3:

 

[Barry98]

Wife, kids and commitments suggest not, unless we split it's highly unlikely, not her cup of tea.

Stag do problem solved

 

[Centralheatking]

A dude is a camel's foreskin CHK

I'll never be able to call someone "dude" without looking like a right old twot.

 

[Leo21]

A dude is a camel's foreskin CHK

Whats your pointunk:

 

[julesverne]

I'll never win the 24hr le mans gutted.

 

[Dotty]

:lol:, the tiny todger was my first disadvantage in becoming him
:tongue 3:

I'm never going to achieve my dream of being an international jet setting gigalo.

Suffering the same affliction as Ian was the first set back.

Premature ejaculation didn't help either.......

 

[Dotty]

A dude is a camel's foreskin CHK

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh :bulb2:

Whats your pointunk:

I think Rob means we all think you're a dude.........

 

[lame plumber]

look cool

 

[Dotty]

look cool

You were up against it there....

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

work out women,its just to difficult

 

[gasmanrob]

work out women,its just to difficult

Women are ment to be loved not understood

 

[cr0ft]

I will most likely never be a rock star. Or an astronaut, or an F1 driver. All those dreams I wanted when I was a young kid have been cruelly dashed. Ah well, **** happens.

I do plumbing though, much better than all of those jobs anyway.

 

[Dotty]

work out women,its just to difficult

Women have worked out women. That's why they all hate each other.

 

[lame plumber]

You were up against it there....

However, stood next to croppie, looking cool is simple

 

[Dotty]

However, stood next to croppie, looking cool is simple

You've certainly mastered the simple bit. Cool is not the word you struggle for. tall is the word you want.

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

You've certainly mastered the simple bit. Cool is not the word you struggle for. tall is the word you want.

if lame stood next to you the focus would be on his webbed hands