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Ray Stafford
and removing the cork from a bottle of plonk.
mmmm. A very acceptable 2011 Bordeaux Superior. One of three I bought for someone else who was doing me a favour. He failed to turn up, so stuff him - I'm having it. Much better than my normal weekday paint-stripper.
And maybe by the time I get home, someone will have actually bought something!
A random prize of doubtful value to the first five orders received.
Looks like we will be shipping some Boddingtons tomorrow then - we have our very first order, and thats how he rolls...