I was in Currys a while back before Xmas and 2 skrotes were trying to by the worlds biggest plasma TV on a card. The manager sat them down to do all the can I flog you insurance, whats your name n address etc etc, which obviously didnt match the name on the card as dippies gave their real name n address from the sounds of it, wanting a 5 year warranty of course
. So currys managers must have a couple of cells of grey matter as he got the lad serving me to call the cops, who actually arrived in a few mins blue lights n all. Noticing the obvious said skallies beat a hasty retreat to the back of the store as plod waked in and commenced a keystone cops chase, Manager locked the front door and after 5 mins the dippies sprinted towards the exit which no longer slid open as expected, and they just bounced off it into the hands of the law. Best pre xmas entertainment the family had had for years