"Alive Water" ... Discuss...

[stevetheplumber]

ask them if they want any snake oil dispenser i can get them for under a grand

 

[REDSAW]

this one comes to mind!!!!

Conman James McCormick sold golf ball finders as bomb detectors in 'diabolical' £60m scam which put lives at risk - Mirror Online

 

[snowhead]

this one comes to mind!!!!

Conman James McCormick sold golf ball finders as bomb detectors in 'diabolical' £60m scam which put lives at risk - Mirror Online

I remember that one, a very similar plot to the Emporers new suit.

 

[RoyalCrabs]

"The Vortex Water Revitalizer is based upon an evolutionary concept in Water Treatment. It performs far beyond what any filtration system, distiller or reverse osmosis system will ever do for you. It processes all your water in a direct way, leading it into a double helix DNA type cycloid, curved spiral flow-form, which creates a powerful vortex induced implosion in the water."

JUST WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IMPLOSION???

 

[WHPES]

Surprised Dyson didnt get there first, its the sort of thing they come up with.

 

[Ermintrude]

It's based on a DNA double helix not just a normal double helix..... Wow it can re generate and polypeptides bridge the helix.... That's amazing.

 

[snowhead]

"The Vortex Water Revitalizer is based upon an evolutionary concept in Water Treatment. It performs far beyond what any filtration system, distiller or reverse osmosis system will ever do for you. It processes all your water in a direct way, leading it into a double helix DNA type cycloid, curved spiral flow-form, which creates a powerful vortex induced implosion in the water."

Translation;

Aggitates the water.

A bit like water passing around an elbow or thro a T fitting or thro a tap.

 

[Toxic Ted]

I can't believe how dismissive you lot are.......someone finds a miracle and you all just poo poo it like its all a load of bull !!!

 

[kay-jay]

Ive discovered a miracle additive for water. It makes your water taste exactly like vimto. Its only 12 quid a litre.......

 

[Toxic Ted]

Iv'e just purchased eight.....i'm going to solder them together in the double quad cyclone design to create a hydro black hole.......now lets all have a think what we can use that for......come on chaps....think deep.