"Alive Water" ... Discuss...

[RoyalCrabs]

A customer was ranting on about this... thing...
I can spot bullsh*t a mile away, I stopped believing in Father Christmas like, last year.

https://www.alivewater.com/

^ wow.

 

[snowhead]

$798 for 108grams of twisted copper, must be April 1st today..

 

[PlumbBobBob]

how much?!!! that's that's pandering to the gullibility of the colonials across the pond.

 

[gasmanrob]

£3 on a flexi and twist it job done

 

[RoyalCrabs]

Its hard to comprehend. You dont even need to be a plumber, let alone a physicist / chemist to understand the basic properties of 'how it wurks' ... ?!

 

[IDCHAPPY]

Put me down for 2.................

 

[kay-jay]

Essentially it is simply a bumpy pipe, how can it not be a miracle?

 

[snowhead]

Essentially it is simply a bumpy pipe, how can it not be a miracle?

The miracle is finding someone to fall for the idea.

Anyone want any flux brushes, made from hand reared Ostrich feathers, £2000 for 2 ?

 

[Roger Welton]

Ray to become UK distributor?

I'm sure you can make 'Alive Water' by chucking a dead pigeon in a loft tank

 

[Ermintrude]

I'm getting one flown in. Made of for milk. Basically a 28mm tube with two curlywhirlys crammed in..... Drink tea through it and your instantly happy!

 

[stevetheplumber]

ask them if they want any snake oil dispenser i can get them for under a grand

 

[REDSAW]

this one comes to mind!!!!

Conman James McCormick sold golf ball finders as bomb detectors in 'diabolical' £60m scam which put lives at risk - Mirror Online

 

[snowhead]

this one comes to mind!!!!

Conman James McCormick sold golf ball finders as bomb detectors in 'diabolical' £60m scam which put lives at risk - Mirror Online

I remember that one, a very similar plot to the Emporers new suit.

 

[RoyalCrabs]

"The Vortex Water Revitalizer is based upon an evolutionary concept in Water Treatment. It performs far beyond what any filtration system, distiller or reverse osmosis system will ever do for you. It processes all your water in a direct way, leading it into a double helix DNA type cycloid, curved spiral flow-form, which creates a powerful vortex induced implosion in the water."

JUST WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IMPLOSION???

 

[WHPES]

Surprised Dyson didnt get there first, its the sort of thing they come up with.

 

[Ermintrude]

It's based on a DNA double helix not just a normal double helix..... Wow it can re generate and polypeptides bridge the helix.... That's amazing.

 

[snowhead]

"The Vortex Water Revitalizer is based upon an evolutionary concept in Water Treatment. It performs far beyond what any filtration system, distiller or reverse osmosis system will ever do for you. It processes all your water in a direct way, leading it into a double helix DNA type cycloid, curved spiral flow-form, which creates a powerful vortex induced implosion in the water."

Translation;

Aggitates the water.

A bit like water passing around an elbow or thro a T fitting or thro a tap.

 

[Toxic Ted]

I can't believe how dismissive you lot are.......someone finds a miracle and you all just poo poo it like its all a load of bull !!!

 

[kay-jay]

Ive discovered a miracle additive for water. It makes your water taste exactly like vimto. Its only 12 quid a litre.......

 

[Toxic Ted]

Iv'e just purchased eight.....i'm going to solder them together in the double quad cyclone design to create a hydro black hole.......now lets all have a think what we can use that for......come on chaps....think deep.

 

[Ermintrude]

Ukpf annual hygiene routine? Get Electric balls in first as he's had that face paint on for ages.

 

[mountainman]

"The Vortex Water Revitalizer is based upon an evolutionary concept in Water Treatment. It performs far beyond what any filtration system, distiller or reverse osmosis system will ever do for you. It processes all your water in a direct way, leading it into a double helix DNA type cycloid, curved spiral flow-form, which creates a powerful vortex induced implosion in the water."

JUST WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IMPLOSION???

I'm impressed!

 

[RoyalCrabs]

It's based on a DNA double helix not just a normal double helix..... Wow it can re generate and polypeptides bridge the helix.... That's amazing.

So we have this magical DNA tube, can we use it to re create anything? Dinosaurs? Omg, plumbing dinosaurs!

 

[RoyalCrabs]

Iv'e just purchased eight.....i'm going to solder them together in the double quad cyclone design to create a hydro black hole.......now lets all have a think what we can use that for......come on chaps....think deep.

Hahaha, 'hydro black hole'.. Oh lawd, have mercy.

 

[gavinwilson]

so if a customer moans my pipe work isnt level i can use the phrase "no love its a new Water Revitalizer" and double my bill,good times

 

[snowhead]

I can't believe how dismissive you lot are.......someone finds a miracle and you all just poo poo it like its all a load of bull !!!

No, No, I really believe it will work, really,, I'm just not stupid enough to part with money for it.

Anyone remember (one of) the spark enhancer for cars years ago, plastic tube with a gap inside it connected in the main HT lead.

I've got several "can't do without" gadgets bought from shopping channels years ago, still in their boxes unused.
Yeh, certainly can't do without them.

 

[Dotty]

So we have this magical DNA tube, can we use it to re create anything? Dinosaurs? Omg, plumbing dinosaurs!

We've enough plumbing dinosaurs already.......

Oh hang on though, Jurassic Park genuinely terrified me, not the film itself but the concept of using amphibian DNA to rebuild Dino DNA....

I was watching it and thinking of dolly the sheep.

Not in the same way as Yorkshiremen think of sheep I hasten to add!

 

[SimonG]

We've enough plumbing dinosaurs already.......

Oh hang on though, Jurassic Park genuinely terrified me, not the film itself but the concept of using amphibian DNA to rebuild Dino DNA....

I was watching it and thinking of dolly the sheep.

Not in the same way as Yorkshiremen think of sheep I hasten to add!

When i hear sheep, it conjures up images of..............
















sunday dinner

 

[Dotty]

When i hear sheep, it conjures up images of..............
















sunday dinner

Went in my local chippy yesterday, couldn't tell you what meal my body thought it was, no sleep from working nights......

Any way, Paddy, the owner, was trying the idea of minted lamb and chips. He gave me a free sit in dinner to try. Or breakfast, I wasn't sure.

Nice! Unusual combination but nice.

Spoiled it though when he charged me for the mug of tea......

 

[Toxic Ted]

Hahaha, 'hydro black hole'.. Oh lawd, have mercy.

What?............don't you think it will work then?.............James Dysons was ridiculed at first.......now he's the master of air/ particle movement........so there......ner !

 

[Toxic Ted]

No, No, I really believe it will work, really,, I'm just not stupid enough to part with money for it.

Anyone remember (one of) the spark enhancer for cars years ago, plastic tube with a gap inside it connected in the main HT lead.

I've got several "can't do without" gadgets bought from shopping channels years ago, still in their boxes unused.
Yeh, certainly can't do without them.

Bet its a Gunstons.