Valentines Day - Have you bought anything?

[Best]

So what do you buy, - if anything?Got my other half for Valentines Day a nice book of recipes for meals that help you lose weight.

She will be surprised.
Not sure how she will take it.
Flowers for to keep her happy though

 

[Welder]

So what do you buy, - if anything?Got my other half for Valentines Day a nice book of recipes for meals that help you lose weight.

She will be surprised.
Not sure how she will take it.
Flowers for to keep her happy though

Brave?
Daft?
Suicidal?

You choose!

Sadly we get each other nothing - our charm, wit & lardie bums keep us warm
She says 'Jump', I shout 'How Hi?' Yes, a marriage made in her heaven

 

[townfanjon]

Fec all for her in doors , shes my wife not my valentine.

 

[gmartine]

Ticket's...





for the football.





Unfortunately it's Chelsea.

 

[Harvest Fields]

A card and a dine in for 2 most years.

 

[Stigster]

Nah, just my standard 4 pack of Grolsch on the way home. I'll let her have a can if she really wants one but she doesn't like lager so I'll be alright. I did get her a Wispa Duo at lunchtime though...

 

[CHRISX]

So what do you buy, - if anything?Got my other half for Valentines Day a nice book of recipes for meals that help you lose weight.

She will be surprised.
Not sure how she will take it.
Flowers for to keep her happy though

Hello Best,

A few years ago a Friend`s Wife gave me a Recipe book in the Pub that without me noticing was as You described for - `Low Fat Meals` / `Diet Meals`.

When I took it home my Wife who was not overweight [or `paranoid` about Her weight] questioned me on the `motive` behind the Gift even though the woman who gave me the Book was a good friend.

I had been speaking to my Friend and his Wife about cooking Chilli mince / Chilli Con Carne and Curry`s so they found the Recipe Book and gave it to me as the recipes gave details on how to cook that type of Meal with a lower fat content that usual.

My Friend`s Wife was very weight concious which is why she had originally bought the book.

My Wife like perhaps a lot of women probably did think for a moment that her friend might have been `hinting` something - I have seen similar thoughts many times with other Women that I know.

Just a quick Joke about a Weight Loss Cookbook Recipe:

My sisters and I have weight problems and are always sharing diet tips. One day my oldest sister was showing us a low-fat cookbook and pointed out a chicken dish she had tried the night before. Reading the ingredients, I commented, “It looks like it would taste really bland.”

“It did,” she replied, “until I added cheese and sour cream.”

Good Luck with your Valentines gift Best.

Chris

 

[Last Plumber]

A card and a dine in for 2 most years.

The deal at Marx n Sparx this year is a belter!

 

[rpm]

I`ll find something in the petrol station later.

 

[Harvest Fields]

The deal at Marx n Sparx this year is a belter!

She picked it up earlier. Will check it out later.

 

[BYP]

I`ll find something in the petrol station later.

I hope you’re not planning on telling her that

 

[rpm]

I`ll find something in the petrol station later.

I hope you’re not planning on telling her that

No of course not!
It`s all there though, wine, chocolates and flowers so what can possibily go wrong?

 

[Welder]

No of course not!
It`s all there though, wine, chocolates and flowers so what can possibily go wrong?

I'll bring flowers... For your coffin!

 

[rpm]

I'll bring flowers... For your coffin!

You never said you cared, I`m touched

 

[Best]

Brave?
Daft?
Suicidal?

You choose!

Sadly we get each other nothing - our charm, wit & lardie bums keep us warm
She says 'Jump', I shout 'How Hi?' Yes, a marriage made in her heaven

So it is true you Yorkshire folk are a bit tight!
I am hoping that the book doesn’t make her think I am expecting her to lose a lot of weight. Besides, she is used to my dry humour.

Hello Best,
A few years ago a Friend`s Wife gave me a Recipe book in the Pub that without me noticing was as You described for - `Low Fat Meals` / `Diet Meals`.
Chris

That is the sort of book I bought.
She is trying to lose weight, but isn’t much overweight, although losing a stone of weight would not make her thin, if you know what I mean.
Trouble is, even in her own words, if she loses weight it will be from the parts that she wants to keep some fat. And I agree with that.

 

[Welder]

A BIT tight. That's deeply offensive

TOWN! WHERE ARE YOU??

 

[rpm]

A BIT tight. That's deeply offensive

TOWN! WHERE ARE YOU??

Has he died like really died this time?

 

[Harvest Fields]

Has he died like really died this time?

Let’s hope not. I liked him

 

[SimonG]

I cooked a two course meal tonight. Darts tomorrow night.

 

[Old Account]

So what do you buy, - if anything?Got my other half for Valentines Day a nice book of recipes for meals that help you lose weight.

She will be surprised.
Not sure how she will take it.
Flowers for to keep her happy though

Going to take my Wife out to a sushi restaurant. To be fair Gary nothing wrong with a book like this. It depends on her Humor I never buy flowers in London well too expensive.. 3 roses cost me a fortune ... could almost get 2 meals for it.

 

[Last Plumber]

Going to take my Wife out to a sushi restaurant.

You're going to give her raw fish food?
That sounds dangerous to me.

 

[Pickwickpick]

My missus despises valentines day even more than I do, one of the many reasons why almost 13yrs have flown by together. Xmas is the only one of the 'events' she cares about (she never even remembers date we got together, although does remember the date we got our first dog ) whereas left to my own accord I'm quite the scrooge but make the effort for her on that day.

 

[ShaunCorbs]

A BIT tight. That's deeply offensive

TOWN! WHERE ARE YOU??

Don’t worrie he will be back getting his monthly sponge bath by the matron

 

[Best]

My missus despises valentines day even more than I do, one of the many reasons why almost 13yrs have flown by together. Xmas is the only one of the 'events' she cares about (she never even remembers date we got together, although does remember the date we got our first dog ) whereas left to my own accord I'm quite the scrooge but make the effort for her on that day.

My woman does expect some sort of gesture every St Vals day, but to be fair to her she isn’t too demanding.

Romantic gestures is beyond my understanding, - I really have no clue.
I try hard each year to find a card that just says on it something unemotional like “Happy Valentines Day”.

From I knew her I did get her the usual card and gift each year, so if I ever stopped, questions will be asked.

 

[Chuck]

Chuck: What would you like for Valentine's Day?

Mrs Chuck: A divorce.

Chuck: I wasn't planning to spend that much.

 

[Stigster]

I've decided to buy my wife a box of chocolates which will put her in a good mood. I shall then take advantage of her good mood to casually mention that my brother and I are going to Amsterdam for my 40th in the summer. If you don't hear from me again you'll know it went wrong.

 

[townfanjon]

Still alive boys , sore but alive . Though you might like this

 

[bradleyk]

Got my bird fancy dress ;p

 

[Harvest Fields]

Got my bird fancy dress ;p

Bit late aren’t you?

 

[rpm]

Got my bird fancy dress ;p

You know why they are called birds don`t you?


Because they pick up worms!


(I`ll get my coat).

 

[Harvest Fields]

You know why they are called birds don`t you?


Because they pick up worms!


(I`ll get my coat).

Poor

 

[Old Account]

You're going to give her raw fish food?
That sounds dangerous to me.

Why?

 

[Last Plumber]

Why?

Raw fish food can kill. It's well known. Especially if it's a bottom feeder from a canal.

 

[Old Account]

My woman does expect some sort of gesture every St Vals day, but to be fair to her she isn’t too demanding.

Romantic gestures is beyond my understanding, - I really have no clue.
I try hard each year to find a card that just says on it something unemotional like “Happy Valentines Day”.

From I knew her I did get her the usual card and gift each year, so if I ever stopped, questions will be asked.

Nothing wrong with saying something romantic. It’s nice to hear sometimes romantic things. You have a clue you just put up with the easiest which is I haven’t got a clue. If you really wanted to make an effort you would definitely find a way

 

[gmartine]

Last minute I happened to pop into ScrewFix and grabbed one of their free get out of jail cards.

"But you're a fecking plumber!!"

Note to self...I'm a plumber not a sparky.

Note to SF...where are cards for plumbers FFS?!!!

 

[Old Account]

You know why they are called birds don`t you?


Because they pick up worms!


(I`ll get my coat).

He always habe something to add ... love that about you :7

 

[Welder]

My missus despises valentines day even more than I do, one of the many reasons why almost 13yrs have flown by together. Xmas is the only one of the 'events' she cares about (she never even remembers date we got together, although does remember the date we got our first dog ) whereas left to my own accord I'm quite the scrooge but make the effort for her on that day.

Do you wife training by any chance?

 

[rpm]

Do you wife training by any chance?

Think I heard the cattle prod was in for repair.

 

[Pickwickpick]

Do you wife training by any chance?

Those were pre existing stances formed long before I came along. I learnt the hard way that the only way for an easyish life is to generally do as I'm told

 

[rpm]

My wife likes peace and quiet when she cooking,








So I took the batteries out of the smoke alarm.