Valentines Day - Have you bought anything?

[Harvest Fields]

You know why they are called birds don`t you?


Because they pick up worms!


(I`ll get my coat).

Poor

 

[Old Account]

You're going to give her raw fish food?
That sounds dangerous to me.

Why?

 

[Last Plumber]

Why?

Raw fish food can kill. It's well known. Especially if it's a bottom feeder from a canal.

 

[Old Account]

My woman does expect some sort of gesture every St Vals day, but to be fair to her she isn’t too demanding.

Romantic gestures is beyond my understanding, - I really have no clue.
I try hard each year to find a card that just says on it something unemotional like “Happy Valentines Day”.

From I knew her I did get her the usual card and gift each year, so if I ever stopped, questions will be asked.

Nothing wrong with saying something romantic. It’s nice to hear sometimes romantic things. You have a clue you just put up with the easiest which is I haven’t got a clue. If you really wanted to make an effort you would definitely find a way

 

[gmartine]

Last minute I happened to pop into ScrewFix and grabbed one of their free get out of jail cards.

"But you're a fecking plumber!!"

Note to self...I'm a plumber not a sparky.

Note to SF...where are cards for plumbers FFS?!!!

 

[Old Account]

You know why they are called birds don`t you?


Because they pick up worms!


(I`ll get my coat).

He always habe something to add ... love that about you :7

 

[Welder]

My missus despises valentines day even more than I do, one of the many reasons why almost 13yrs have flown by together. Xmas is the only one of the 'events' she cares about (she never even remembers date we got together, although does remember the date we got our first dog ) whereas left to my own accord I'm quite the scrooge but make the effort for her on that day.

Do you wife training by any chance?

 

[rpm]

Do you wife training by any chance?

Think I heard the cattle prod was in for repair.

 

[Pickwickpick]

Do you wife training by any chance?

Those were pre existing stances formed long before I came along. I learnt the hard way that the only way for an easyish life is to generally do as I'm told

 

[rpm]

My wife likes peace and quiet when she cooking,








So I took the batteries out of the smoke alarm.