Valentines Day - Have you bought anything?

[Welder]

A BIT tight. That's deeply offensive

TOWN! WHERE ARE YOU??

 

[rpm]

A BIT tight. That's deeply offensive

TOWN! WHERE ARE YOU??

Has he died like really died this time?

 

[Harvest Fields]

Has he died like really died this time?

Let’s hope not. I liked him

 

[SimonG]

I cooked a two course meal tonight. Darts tomorrow night.

 

[Old Account]

So what do you buy, - if anything?Got my other half for Valentines Day a nice book of recipes for meals that help you lose weight.

She will be surprised.
Not sure how she will take it.
Flowers for to keep her happy though

Going to take my Wife out to a sushi restaurant. To be fair Gary nothing wrong with a book like this. It depends on her Humor I never buy flowers in London well too expensive.. 3 roses cost me a fortune ... could almost get 2 meals for it.

 

[Last Plumber]

Going to take my Wife out to a sushi restaurant.

You're going to give her raw fish food?
That sounds dangerous to me.

 

[Pickwickpick]

My missus despises valentines day even more than I do, one of the many reasons why almost 13yrs have flown by together. Xmas is the only one of the 'events' she cares about (she never even remembers date we got together, although does remember the date we got our first dog ) whereas left to my own accord I'm quite the scrooge but make the effort for her on that day.

 

[ShaunCorbs]

A BIT tight. That's deeply offensive

TOWN! WHERE ARE YOU??

Don’t worrie he will be back getting his monthly sponge bath by the matron

 

[Best]

My missus despises valentines day even more than I do, one of the many reasons why almost 13yrs have flown by together. Xmas is the only one of the 'events' she cares about (she never even remembers date we got together, although does remember the date we got our first dog ) whereas left to my own accord I'm quite the scrooge but make the effort for her on that day.

My woman does expect some sort of gesture every St Vals day, but to be fair to her she isn’t too demanding.

Romantic gestures is beyond my understanding, - I really have no clue.
I try hard each year to find a card that just says on it something unemotional like “Happy Valentines Day”.

From I knew her I did get her the usual card and gift each year, so if I ever stopped, questions will be asked.

 

[Chuck]

Chuck: What would you like for Valentine's Day?

Mrs Chuck: A divorce.

Chuck: I wasn't planning to spend that much.

 

[Stigster]

I've decided to buy my wife a box of chocolates which will put her in a good mood. I shall then take advantage of her good mood to casually mention that my brother and I are going to Amsterdam for my 40th in the summer. If you don't hear from me again you'll know it went wrong.

 

[townfanjon]

Still alive boys , sore but alive . Though you might like this

 

[bradleyk]

Got my bird fancy dress ;p

 

[Harvest Fields]

Got my bird fancy dress ;p

Bit late aren’t you?

 

[rpm]

Got my bird fancy dress ;p

You know why they are called birds don`t you?


Because they pick up worms!


(I`ll get my coat).