Pointless fact of the day

[Riley]

If you untie the knot on your belly button, your arse will fall off!

You can go for a wee and no poo comes out but you can't have a dump without some weewee coming out

I'm disturbed with the medical facts we are producing

 

[Dotty]

You can go for a wee and no poo comes out but you can't have a dump without some weewee coming out

Mrs Croppie yelled down at me... "Have you pee'd in the shower you filthy swine?"

"These things happen when you have a poo!" I replied.....

 

[Chalked]

87.2% of statistics are made up!

 

[kris]

The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.

 

[kris]

Ive got to hand it to you mr stafford you started a big one here

 

[Riley]

Have you noticed though how he just steps back and watches it unfold

 

[kris]

1 in every 4 Americans has appeared someway or another on television.
1 in 8 Americans has worked at a McDonalds restaurant.

 

[kris]

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.

 

[Chalked]

The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.

Just like the Germany brazil game!

 

[kris]

The Earth experiences 50,000 Earth quakes per year and is hit by Lightning 100 times a second.