My reply in the im looking for an engineer section

[julesverne]

I thought i was offering some good advice but apparently im humourless .

was my post really that bad.
i'll apologise if it is but i dont see it.

http://www.ukplumbersforums.co.uk/im-looking-plumber-gas-engineer/78460-work-wanted.html#post764841

 

[AWheating]

good post mate, doh worry about it, the world is full of idiots.

 

[SimonG]

I dont see the need to apologise. I dont even know what experience he has, not without trawling through his past posts.

I thought you hit it on the head. Too many flit in wanting work experience and either disappear never to be heard of again or disappear when there's graft to be done.

 

[stani]

In a couple of sentences he has given everyone on here a precise of his abilities and his ability to get on with others. Can't see him getting any offers off this forum now.

 

[julesverne]

I dont think i should apologise but sometimes you cant see the wood for the trees. And this forum is a good leveller for opinions.

 

[Dotty]

I've had to delete the entire thread. The knob's response getting all your backs up didn't paint the forum in a great light, especially as Dan's looking for more sponsors now that Ray is shipping out own brand value pack biscuits with his orders now.....











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[AWheating]

what, ray no longer offers out his hobb nobbs?

 

[julesverne]

What an absolute tool he is. Im looking for work so when someone gives me constructive help i'll have a total meltdown. If only they would stick around and contribute they would actually stand a chance getting somewhere.

 

[Riley]

We haven't had a good idiot for a while. I'm never sure how I get biscuits out of Ray. Must be doing something wrong

 

[julesverne]

We haven't had a good idiot for a while. I'm never sure how I get biscuits out of Ray. Must be doing something wrong

I preferred the free tools as my waist is ever expanding.

 

[dave1]

Croppie what is that 38.11 you keep writing everywhere before closing a thread?

 

[gasmanrob]

Another episode of plumbtenders I've missed

 

[Kev the gas]

I've had to delete the entire thread. The knob's response getting all your backs up didn't paint the forum in a great light, especially as Dan's looking for more sponsors now that Ray is shipping out own brand value pack biscuits with his orders now.....











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It gets even worse Croppie.
I placed an order Easter Monday for the EASTER DEAL, I collected the boiler Tuesday @ 9.30 am, saving loads of money on Asprey courier/ no wooden packing box and even worse no biccies !!

Best thing was tho, the new boiler was on the wall by 12 pm arty:

It was a rush job and I had told the customer I would not have the boiler for a couple of days.
Happy days.

 

[stani]

[SUP]11[/SUP]and said, ‘Thus far shall you come, and no farther,
and here shall your proud waves be stayed’?

 

[Rickster123]

Bugger. I only went for a dump and missed the whole thing. Jules did you upset someone with your northern tone?

 

[MarkAqua]

I missed it 'oll kickin' off again! bloody 'ell

 

[Dotty]

Croppie what is that 38.11 you keep writing everywhere before closing a thread?

Biblical reference I rather like.

Hitherto shalt thou come and no further.

 

[julesverne]

Bugger. I only went for a dump and missed the whole thing. Jules did you upset someone with your northern tone?

I swear my advice was good advice, its just that the pillock went chicken oriental

 

[Dotty]

Your reply was spot on, Jules.

But then I can decipher norther. ....

 

[IDCHAPPY]

Bugger , missed it

 

[SimonG]

Jules advice was spot on. Basically hang around, contribute, get to know everybody and take your chance when it comes.

Sometimes even billy smart cant train pork.

 

[Ray Stafford]

I've had to delete the entire thread. The knob's response getting all your backs up didn't paint the forum in a great light, especially as Dan's looking for more sponsors now that Ray is shipping out own brand value pack biscuits with his orders now.....

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Meh!

I reckon sponsors are thicker skinned than you give them credit for.

Apart from mugs like me, potential sponsors will only really care what the readership demographic profile and numbers are, just like any other form of advertising.

 

[Dotty]

**sigh**

Because you are all nosy feckers and because I like half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

I'll rescue the thread and resurrect it in the arms.

It'll be closed mind!

 

[Rickster123]

**sigh**

Because you are all nosy feckers and because I like half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

I'll rescue the thread and resurrect it in the arms.

It'll be closed mind!

dont censor it pleeeease!

 

[Dotty]

dont censor it pleeeease!

It's unadulterated.

I'll give you a few moments to look up unadulterated, Adam.

 

[Ray Stafford]

It's unadulterated.

I'll give you a few moments to look up unadulterated, Adam.

Unadultery. Noun. Definition: Missionary position sex with ones lawful marital partner.

 

[REDSAW]

oi!, new here...

giz a job. eh! giz a fekin job. with a follow up head butt....(jimmy nail. if you old enough )

makes you wonder whats holding him back from gaining employment opp's.lol

 

[Rickster123]

Jules always has to bring his left testicle into every argument. You northerners really will eat anything!

 

[rpm]

It's unadulterated.

I'll give you a few moments to look up unadulterated, Adam.

I`ll save you some time Adam, it`s kind of the opposite of what you do to drinks. lol

 

[Dotty]

Unadultery. Noun. Definition: Missionary position sex with ones lawful marital partner.

Ahhhhhhh. ... We've been missing the whimsy. Even that of the satirical nature.