Guess .....

[ShaunCorbs]

Can't get the staff these days

 

[turnpin]

proberbly done the job and just hanging about waiting for payment.....lol regards Turnpin

 

[Riley]

Maybe he was barricading himself under the bath for strategic perving purposes???

 

[voivod]

Truly sorry ...Daughters wedding this weekend and got grabbed to sort stuff....


It was KIDS fault...ish...Very expensive Hoose....



THEY left the backdoor open.........and they went away for weekend.


And a COW walked into house ...into master bedroom and then bathroom...

And shut the door behind it so couldnt get out..

YUP HONEST...A 1/2 ton COW .

Awaiting photos ...they have pics of it looking out window forlornly at its buddies outside.

Never heard of anything like that EVER...Best Insurance claim???

 

[voivod]

I can confirm that Cows ...
Aren't house trained
Miss the pan
Don't flush
Don't wash the hooves after....

So BEWARE

 

[Phil]

OMG...I bet there was cow pats and wee everywhere. I have to say though, anyone leaving there back door open over the weekend deserves a cow in their ensuite.

 

[Last Plumber]

Lol, that was worth waiting for !

 

[quality]

That's good

 

[Plumbstar Tom]

That's brilliant

 

[Rickster123]

I bet they don't have this trouble in that there London Town!

I let a cow in my house once. Very costly mistake!

 

[1Steven]

Pull the udder one!

Can't wait for pictures

 

[Rickster123]

Probably cheaper to mooooove!

 

[AlexGas]

I can confirm that Cows ...
Aren't house trained
Miss the pan
Don't flush
Don't wash the hooves after....

So BEWARE

Thank God, there was no cow's party in the rest of the house. Hope you won't need a new van after shifting the lot.

 

[turnpin]

Truly sorry ...Daughters wedding this weekend and got grabbed to sort stuff....


It was KIDS fault...ish...Very expensive Hoose....



THEY left the backdoor open.........and they went away for weekend.


And a COW walked into house ...into master bedroom and then bathroom...

And shut the door behind it so couldnt get out..

YUP HONEST...A 1/2 ton COW .

Awaiting photos ...they have pics of it looking out window forlornly at its buddies outside.

Never heard of anything like that EVER...Best Insurance claim???

Yeah pull the udder one it's got bell's on.....lol regards Turnpin

 

[Phil]

What actual damage did it do?

Rip out day is hard work on a bathroom, maybe I'll just turn up with a cow and shut it in there for the day to destroy the bathroom.

 

[wetdrip]

Is this the cow?

 

[1Steven]

Is that joan rivers or katy Hopkins? One of them same I think!

 

[Phil]

Nasty evil old motormouth cow, good to see shes loosing her looks. Not that she had any.

 

[firemant]

...

 

[1Steven]

You warming to her then Phil?

 

[1Steven]

Cow picture?