Guess .....

[voivod]

Why I am taking a bathroom apart tomorrow.
Just had a call to strip out a bathroom because...????

Free pint to whoever guesses correctly

Pics and proof tomorrow (hopefully)

 

[Meady]

There's a dead cat under the bath

 

[1Steven]

Somebody dropped earing down waste?

 

[rpm]

DIY job and ceiling below is wet.

 

[mfgs]

They are hearing a noise and think an animal is stuck somewhere?

 

[Ray Stafford]

Theres a live cat under the bath?

 

[AlexGas]

A diamond ring or jewellery gone down the pipe or under the floor...!?

 

[AlexGas]

Wasp nest!?

 

[stani]

Mice

 

[Rickster123]

They've decided to go back to basics and **** in a plant pot?

 

[AlexGas]

Looking for missing lotto ticket!?

 

[AlexGas]

Missing gerbil!?

 

[AlexGas]

... because, they got divorced and one of them taking the bathroom away!?

 

[Leo21]

Because God told them to?

 

[rpm]

Leasehold and landlord wants it returned to how it was?

 

[rpm]

New combi boiler wont supply enough H water for 2 showers.

OR

Loft conversation and low water pressure property.

OR

Change of use of room without planning permission.

 

[AlexGas]

A stink pipe popped off under the floor!?

 

[rpm]

Some idiot fitted a Saniflo! :35:

 

[Last Plumber]

It's a wet room and it's not tanked.
No,
The Feds want the stolen tiles back
No,
It's pampas and they wanted avacado,
No, too long ago,
It's been put in upside down
No, hang on
She's buried her husband under it and he smells and you can only get away with the stinky drain excuse for a month

 

[Dotty]

It's Tuesday and she just hated everything......

 

[Last Plumber]

Has anyone noticed this customer is a ' SHE' ?

Is she in charge of why it's coming out or

Oh I've got it


You've not been paid !!!

 

[Ric2013]

Someone who wasn't family used the room and now it's contaminated?

 

[rpm]

It`s all from Victoria Plumb and now they have been sued they want the bathroom suite back!

 

[Phil]

Tiles are upside down ?

 

[AlexGas]

Hot and cold from the taps connected to CH!?

 

[SimonG]

Tiles installed with grout rather than adhesive or the bath went in with the spirit level on the bottom.

 

[Riley]

Installed in the wrong room

 

[jonnyswamp]

There 4 ft python has gone missing

 

[Scott_D]

blocked sewer and theres poop everywhere

 

[Best]

Tiles were not the colour the woman had actually chosen?

 

[turnpin]

No access to leaking taps fitted in the middle of the bath edge up against the wall......regards Turnpin:confused5

 

[Phil]

A plumber friend of yours fitted it and customer has not paid and they are on holiday and he still has a key and wants your help. If so don't get involved!

 

[Dotty]

She hasn't felt comfortable using the loo since the gimp drowned in it....

 

[ShaunCorbs]

There's a sheep stuck under the bath

 

[rpm]

You realised your favourite spanner is under the bath.