You know who you are why have you not entered secret santa only 5 days left

[julesverne]

you know who you are cmon it only a tenner and postage. your all plumbers and should be earning thousands so a tenner wont matter to you.

a quick re cap of the rules

Rules

1. pm me your name and address
2. closing date is 30th November 2013
3. suggested limit for spending is ten whole English pounds sterling. Any less your tight git but its upto you if want to spend more.
4. If you do not wish to receive a pressie that may be deemed offensive or of a sexual nature please say so in your PM
5. if you receive a name that states they do not want a pressie of an offensive or sexual nature please respect this members do have young kids etc and may open it front of them.
6. all members who enter you name will be put in a pot and drawn by my missus you will receive your name on the 1st december.
7. if you enter please honour your participation by sending the present to the address.
8. you can't open your pressie till christmas day .
9. yes i know its hard to wait but you'll just have too.
10. post a pic of your pressies on this thread.
11. no spoilers. red herrings and specualtion are fine but no spoilers
12. most importantly no names can be mentioned till christmas day.
13. this is a bit laugh so please treat it as such.
14. T shirt sizes are required

 

[Leo21]

It's not the tenner I'm worried about, it's my my woefull lack of imagination.

 

[Rickster123]

It's not the tenner I'm worried about, it's my my woefull lack of imagination.

And the fact that you're the tightest man in northern England?!

 

[julesverne]

try firebox.com

 

[Rickster123]

try firebox.com

That sites great! I'm ordering this...

 

[Leo21]

That sites great! I'm ordering this...
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Youll have two then.

 

[Rickster123]

RAINBOW COCKTAIL LAYERING TOOL
DON'T MIX YOUR DRINKS




£19.99

Add to wishlist
Available to pre-order
Expected 2 Dec 2013
Email me when available


Stop chasing rainbows and just make one yourself
Combine alcohol, juices and syrup like never before
Slows down liquids to allow different densities to separate
Your cocktails will never look so beautiful
Feel like a batty booze alchemist
10700


its perfect!

 

[Kyle87]

That sites great! I'm ordering this...
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I don't even know what to do with that!

 

[Destroyer2813]

I don't even know what to do with that!

That's alright app will teach ya he's well in touch with his feminine side

 

[julesverne]

well after starting this thread we now how 21 members signed up cmon guys we need at least to make it even stevens or i'll have to buy for 2.

 

[Toxic Ted]

Guinness do one of them.......it comes in a can and lays down two colours.....black and white.........simples

 

[Ray Stafford]

we need at least to make it even stevens or i'll have to buy for 2.

How do you work that out Jules?

Pool of three people:

Adam buys pressie for Bill
Bill buys pressie for Charlie
Charlie buys pressie for Adam.

It works for any number - it doesn't have to be an even number.

 

[Toxic Ted]

Bang goes the sales pitch

 

[SimonG]

Bah Humbug to all the miserable buggers who haven't signed up yet.

 

[Leo21]

How do you work that out Jules?

Pool of three people:

Adam buys pressie for Bill
Bill buys pressie for Charlie
Charlie buys pressie for Adam.

It works for any number - it doesn't have to be an even number.

Hope I don't get you Ray! What do you buy the man that's got everything?

 

[Toxic Ted]

Hope I don't get you Ray! What do you buy the man that's got everything?

Nowt!

 

[Kyle87]

Hope I don't get you Ray! What do you buy the man that's got everything?

Ray would be easy to buy a present for. He's a inning merchant right!!

Go to butchers and ask for a heart!!

 

[Kyle87]

Ray would be easy to buy a present for. He's a inning merchant right!!

Go to butchers and ask for a heart!!

Plumbing merchant not inning!!

 

[Ray Stafford]

Hope I don't get you Ray! What do you buy the man that's got everything?

Pah! PAH! And thrice PAH!

 

[Ray Stafford]

Ray would be easy to buy a present for. He's a inning merchant right!!

Go to butchers and ask for a heart!!

What would I do with one of those?

 

[Rickster123]

Hope I don't get you Ray! What do you buy the man that's got everything?

Bulbs, you can never have enough bulbs.

 

[Toxic Ted]

I've heard he likes bulbs.........mmmmm......really likes them alot........so i'm told.

 

[Ray Stafford]

Bulbs, you can never have enough bulbs.

I've heard he likes bulbs.........mmmmm......really likes them alot........so i'm told.

Old chinese proverb say "too risky..."

 

[Rickster123]

Old chinese proverb say "too risky..."

Obviously I wouldn't be that petty mate.

but I know a man who could deliver several tons of the finest horse poo to plant them in!

 

[julesverne]

How do you work that out Jules?

Pool of three people:

Adam buys pressie for Bill
Bill buys pressie for Charlie
Charlie buys pressie for Adam.

It works for any number - it doesn't have to be an even number.

just me being a div then.

On the plus side we now 24 people signed up

 

[helpsy]

It would be easy if Supperplumb was still active....a tenners worth of PTFE !!!!! You know it would get used!!!

 

[helpsy]

I'll join in the fun....good for a laugh

 

[Killy Bing]

It would be easy if Supperplumb was still active....a tenners worth of PTFE !!!!! You know it would get used!!!

no a spindle tube of locktite and then wait for the photo.....

 

[julesverne]

all names in the bag.

i'm just waiting on 2 members who said they are in but havent given me an address as of yet will wait till 6.00pm if they havent sent details then draw will take place without them.

28 names excluding the 2 who havent sent address in the pot at the moment.

 

[Leo21]

God bless us everyone, err of the twenty eight participating.