You gotta love last job on a friday

[zeebeedee]

Powerflush! Connect up paper out happy days!

 

[Dotty]

has anyone ever been sacked for being incompetant with one? I honestly think i'm in with a shout

Nahhhhh

Not if they haven't run through how to use it.

We use crapberries for work, all job's are via t'email.

Got a couple of old boys who haven't a scooby with it.

 

[dancinplumba]

what is a pda ?

A Personal Discharge Arrestor. AKA condom

 

[Dotty]

I've just had a discharge.

And worryingly i think i may have to go and check...........

 

[zeebeedee]

has anyone ever been sacked for being incompetant with one? I honestly think i'm in with a shout

I have to do my cp12's on mine. It *ahem* "breaks" all the time! Especially when im mad busy and aint got time to do it, far quicker to write them out.

 

[zeebeedee]

I've just had a discharge.

And worryingly i think i may have to go and check...........

And not a ipad in sight!

 

[TomLane]

Bowlocks to the lots of ya!!

Just got in & still got another job to look!

Hope you all choke on your nice drinks & nice food!!

 

[cr0ft]

Did you try the angle grinder? That's what I use (carefully) to remove them, saves a new loo but makes a hell of a mess!

 

[cr0ft]

my last job was to change an inlet valve. design of toilet meant you had to take cistern off but bolts rusted to hell, no access to cut and pan concreted to floor. but it was a fluidmaster so i thought, 'just pull top off old one and plonk new one on'

tiniest disturbance of valve started leak on back nut underneath. no access to get to it. spent an hour fighting with bolts. got one off, the other - no chance.

so they need a new loo. turns out they wanted one and were pleased. so all's well...

That was this post I meant to reply to

 

[TomLane]

Right I'm home & going balls deep in a JD & coke!!

No messing with any warm ups! Straight in hard!!

Cheers all

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

i just got in:sleep1: knackered

 

[Dotty]

Right I'm home & going balls deep in a JD & coke!!

No messing with any warm ups! Straight in hard!!

Cheers all

Only girls water their JD down with coke! "Straight in hard!!" Pfffttttttttt!

Neat!

Or on the rocks!

Put hairs on your chest!

 

[TomLane]

Only girls water their JD down with coke! "Straight in hard!!" Pfffttttttttt!

Neat!

Or on the rocks!

Put hairs on your chest!

Well excuse me your majesty.


I did have a cheeky one without ice or coke before I settled to having the coke!

 

[Dotty]

Well excuse me your majesty.


I did have a cheeky one without ice or coke before I settled to having the coke!

harks back to my rock climbing to heavy metal days....

Maiden, Metallica, Sabbath and a cheeky touch of Van Halen.

Then back to where we were camping for food, camp fire and a bottle of jack daniels passed around.....

 

[TomLane]

harks back to my rock climbing to heavy metal days....

Maiden, Metallica, Sabbath and a cheeky touch of Van Halen.

Then back to where we were camping for food, camp fire and a bottle of jack daniels passed around.....

Spent 3 days at Global Gathering in 07, consumed vast amounts of alcohol & savoured a few other delights! My best memory was sitting in a tent with a load of complete strangers & we were all absolutely smashed but totally chilled & happy! The music would be going on till about 4am & we stayed up all weekend just drinking, smoking & popping!

Aaaah the memories of the young care free days! Every time I sip a Jack it takes me back to that field!!

 

[Dotty]

Think I may very well have several nips of JD myself. In the mood for chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool

 

[buckley plumb]

just got in burst lead pipe where it comes through footings on terrace house - landlord asks will I dig up pavement and connect new pipe to stop tap in pavement . left him there told him I have an appointment with a stella (stella artois)

 

[R1CKY]

I need to have a word with myself! I'm 24, it's Friday night and I'm sat at the PC talking to plumbers whilst eating rice cakes! Where did my life go wrong?

 

[TomLane]

I need to have a word with myself! I'm 24, it's Friday night and I'm sat at the PC talking to plumbers whilst eating rice cakes! Where did my life go wrong?

I don't know what's worse,

Eating rice cakes or the fact that you don't think the UKPF is the centre of the universe?!?

 

[buckley plumb]

I need to have a word with myself! I'm 24, it's Friday night and I'm sat at the PC talking to plumbers whilst eating rice cakes! Where did my life go wrong?

you joined this forum that's where it went wrong lol hard to not come on here

 

[R1CKY]

I don't know what's worse,

Eating rice cakes or the fact that you don't think the UKPF is the centre of the universe?!?

Its my feeble attempt at healthy snacking. Not so healthy when you eat two massive packs of them

 

[PatchettPlumbing]

Combi boiler service for me, plus a fire installation is all I done today. Easy day tbh.

 

[Ray Stafford]

Only girls water their JD down with coke! "Straight in hard!!" Pfffttttttttt!

Neat!

Or on the rocks!

Put hairs on your chest!

Nah.

The correct way to drink JD is to keep a bottle of coke in the fridge, but with the top off, so it goes flat.

Then mix the JD exactly half and half with the flat coke (no ice). A pint glass is ideal.

 

[SafeGasInstall]

Only girls water their JD down with coke! "Straight in hard!!" Pfffttttttttt!

Neat!

Or on the rocks!

Put hairs on your chest!

no rocks or any mixer

hard core

straight from the bottle in to my glass and then enjoy the flavour of the GOD send single malt from SCOTLAND

 

[SafeGasInstall]

Nah.

The correct way to drink JD is to keep a bottle of coke in the fridge, but with the top off, so it goes flat.

Then mix the JD exactly half and half with the flat coke (no ice). A pint glass is ideal.

omg and you are going to drink that

 

[SafeGasInstall]

I need to have a word with myself! I'm 24, it's Friday night and I'm sat at the PC talking to plumbers whilst eating rice cakes! Where did my life go wrong?

i think you are turning left to early mate

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

I need to have a word with myself! I'm 24, it's Friday night and I'm sat at the PC talking to plumbers whilst eating rice cakes! Where did my life go wrong?

did you get married?thats where my life took a massive u turn

 

[Dotty]

Nah.

The correct way to drink JD is to keep a bottle of coke in the fridge, but with the top off, so it goes flat.

Then mix the JD exactly half and half with the flat coke (no ice). A pint glass is ideal.

You clearly have issues Ray.

Tell Uncle Croppie all about them while I drink JD neat.

Like a true metalhead.

Now have early Jethro Tull playing.

SWMBO is giving me The Look.....

 

[Ray Stafford]

You clearly have issues Ray.

No issues here cropster. I discovered it by accident when the only coke in the house was an open can.

Try it!

 

[SafeGasInstall]

Thre must be lot more coke in your house pal

 

[tamz]

Well i had a shyt kind of a day but i really enjoyed it and it payed excellent.
Phone call last night for a choked toilet. Nothing much planned for today and it is a job i wouldn't usually do but why not. Called in this morning about 10 one look at it, its the main drain (bungalow and coming up the shower), lifted the manhole and it is full of shyt stew and collapsed.
Cleaned it out and rebuilt the manhole. A stress free day. Won a watch.

I'm still getting the odd whiff of shyte tho :lol: