Who really gets on your wick?

Post new thread

Discuss Who really gets on your wick? in the Plumbing Jobs | The Job-board area at PlumbersForums.net

Status
Not open for further replies.
Toxic Ted said:
Better be quick John....you'll need a passport to visit the foreign gits before too long
Click to expand...

Oi! We accept anyone into our fine land.. We even accept " foreign pound notes" which is more than I can say about darn sarf!...
anyway johns been in already so he'll get immunity (or is that sanctuary)???
 
zeebeedee said:
People who call there son neville neville
Click to expand...
Have you ever seen Jason Manford explanation as to why he's called Neville Neville? It's brilliant. Would post a link if I knew how

[video=youtube;uPNIO9pScjw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPNIO9pScjw[/video]
 
Last edited by a moderator:
Its an internet forum, you have to take people as they appear. I'll give anybody the benefit of the doubt............to start with :)
 
wetherspoons!! when they tell you not to come in wearing building work clothes in the morning as it isnt nice for other customers having their cheap breakfast and then in the evening they let in a double decker bus load hen party of absolute mingers in ***** pelmets and the first 10 through the door are over 20 stone, that really put me off my beer!!!!!!!!!!, especially the one who had to readjust whatever it was not covering her minge as it had been swallowed, well thats what most of the pub saw as she waddled in and bent down and fiddled around.
 
B****y builders that can't keep to a schedule, (re-scheduled us 3 times with less than 8 hours notice) hires a 'heating engineer' that doesn't know what the current water regs, building regs or part L are and then changes the airing cupboard around 90° so no-one will ever be able to get to the controls, pump or valves, forgets to wire the immersion and hides the heating controls on the inside the airing cupboard where no-one can see to set up or adjust. - Guess what we won't be accepting any more jobs that he's on!
 
lame plumber said:
wetherspoons!! when they tell you not to come in wearing building work clothes in the morning as it isnt nice for other customers having their cheap breakfast and then in the evening they let in a double decker bus load hen party of absolute mingers in ***** pelmets and the first 10 through the door are over 20 stone, that really put me off my beer!!!!!!!!!!, especially the one who had to readjust whatever it was not covering her minge as it had been swallowed, well thats what most of the pub saw as she waddled in and bent down and fiddled around.
Click to expand...

Pass the me the mind bleach.
 
IDCHAPPY said:
We need a big UKPF meet so i can give you all a big hug and kiss, share the love :D
Click to expand...
First the semi nude pic then the wanting to hug and kiss all the big burly plumbers. There are dating sites for that sort of thing.:eek:mg_smile::smilewinkgrin:
 
people who upload milf vids to the net only for you to find out its gilf.:ack2:.
 
The guy who's boiler we are changing just now, he must have big time OCD, wearing ovvies, knee pads and a hard hat...in your on home....when doing a bit of wiring.
His phrase seems to be... that's not how i imagined it... a pure cock :(
 
Customers who tell me repeatedly that "it was ok this morning" or " I think it's just thermostat"
 
Leo21 said:
Customers who tell me repeatedly that "it was ok this morning" or " I think it's just thermostat"
Click to expand...
Customers who try to move the cylinder you've just removed, after you repeatedly tell them don't worry I don't need a hand, and spill brown water on their carpet.....actually come to think of it it was hilarious
 
customers who insist you call them mr/mrs surname but insist on using your first name. holyer than thou dicks.
 
I like ones who complain and then are made to look like a penas. Doing a warm air bloke was a joiner or some other low skill job...

He cottoned on to one of our newly qualified was a bit shy . Starts complaining about his work. Why this why that, couldn't you have done this blah blah blah . Nothing even remotely sensible ( asked that boiler be mounted on Formica ! He was told no 18mm ply or another wall.... Tells lad that he's not happy and he can take all the rads off he has done and do them properly as he's not happy that the "lazy" fitter has not mirrored the rad brackets... Tried to explain but stopped mid sentence and told, look I know all the excuses and rubbish I was a site Forman, I want it done against so they are all mirrored and I want the holes filled. I'm going out now and will be back at 5 will you be finished? Lads were fuming. Mirrored every rad bracket filled every hole commissioned and left. He called up to complain that his rads weren't parallel with wall. Told him that he instructed us and as such would need to pay to change it. Went back and I struggled to keep a straight face. Wanted to high five lads in front of him but that would be rude considering it was gonna cost £150 to swap all brackets round
 
IDCHAPPY said:
The guy who's boiler we are changing just now, he must have big time OCD, wearing ovvies, knee pads and a hard hat...in your on home....when doing a bit of wiring.
His phrase seems to be... that's not how i imagined it... a pure cock :(
Click to expand...
You have to get a sneaky picture. ! C'mon man pleeeeeeeease
 
I forgot the latex gloves too.... odd odd guy. I'll try and sneak a piccy ;)
 
The weirdos hardhat:
20140627_123011[1].jpg

And fisting gloves:
20140627_123214[1].jpg
 
Looks like some valid evidence there, I appreciate it must be hard trying to snap him lol

whos brewing prison wine in that lucozade bottle? lol
 
Honestly guys, I'm pretty easy going and due to depression( which i take tabs for) am really easy going and hate conflict, but he's an arse of a man and i wish I'd never taken on his boiler change the ungrateful ****. I hope he doesn't welch out the £1700 final payment next weekend of I'll be livid :lol:
 
IDCHAPPY said:
The guy who's boiler we are changing just now, he must have big time OCD, wearing ovvies, knee pads and a hard hat...in your on home....when doing a bit of wiring.
His phrase seems to be... that's not how i imagined it... a pure cock :(
Click to expand...
That's when you say you are sorry, but you Dont have a tool for fixing his imagination, then go oh wait there it is while picking up a hammer.
 
Being White and told we are a racist race.

When all I see and hear is bone-chilling racism coming for non-whites who make me feel really uncomfortable about addressing certain issues as I'll be seen as being a racist rather than a true realist who profoundly cares about the planet I live on.

If I'm walking along some cliff face, of an evening, and I hear a cry for help, and come upon a person who's slipped over the cliff face and holding on to a tussock of grass for dear life.
I do not stop to ask him what colour he is or question him about his religious beliefs.
I simply pull up a fellow human being.
 
Last edited:
wetdrip said:
If I'm walking along some cliff face, of an evening, and I hear a cry for help, and come upon a person who's slipped over the cliff face and holding on to a tussock of grass for dear life.
I do not stop to ask him what colour he is or question him about his religious beliefs.
I simply pull up a fellow human being.
Click to expand...

Unless they are French, obviously.
 
wetdrip said:
Being White and told we are a racist race.

When all I see and hear is bone-chilling racism coming for non-whites who make me feel really uncomfortable about addressing certain issues as I'll be seen as being a racist rather than a true realist who profoundly cares about the planet I live on.

If I'm walking along some cliff face, of an evening, and I hear a cry for help, and come upon a person who's slipped over the cliff face and holding on to a tussock of grass for dear life.
I do not stop to ask him what colour he is or question him about his religious beliefs.
I simply pull up a fellow human being.
Click to expand...

Unless he works for the tax office, then you just stamp on his fingers
 
The tussock of grass would be cut by some sharp scissors if he was a bradford city fan.
 
when your on another forum and theres always one who knows everything and whatever anyone says he ignores, as I've just experienced!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dick head
 
New posts
Status
Not open for further replies.

Reply to Who really gets on your wick? in the Plumbing Jobs | The Job-board area at PlumbersForums.net

Newest Plumbing Threads

Back
Top