Tonight's Williams extravaganza

[WaterTight]

I'm selling it by the kilometre

 

[rpm]

It`s happening again, same time as last year, the Williams Black Friday weekend it is near!

Now uk plumbers are becoming moist with anticipation, no doubt some will be cheating, using 2 computer stations! Some will whoop will joy whilst others might sulk and throw out their toys.

Some really couldn`t care less because they are not self employed, they will probably head to the pub or chip in comments just to stall proceedings and annoy, I did this myself this time last year with little chats to Ray about nothings and plumbing gear.

Phones will be turned off loved ones ignored, children put to bed by her indoors, "Leave me alone can`t you see I`m busy" will only lead to tantrums and fits of hissy, feet will be stamped doors will be slammed and yes uk plumbers up and down the county will be dammed.

I pity the few that have to smoke outside imagine the frustration of losing the boiler whilst having a *** in the cold for when they come back in the screen might say SOLD! And cross your legs, try and hold it in for that trip for a pi$$ might cost you a bargain.

Now remember it`s not yours just because it`s in your basket Ray say`s until you pay it is his so don`t blow a gasket, don`t send pm`s they simply won`t work it`s all the screen so don`t be a berk. Returns aren't allowed and the team will organise deliveries come the end so fingers crossed for you all, get ready to press Send.

 

[Riley]

That deserves an award right there. Have you been working on that since last year

:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:

 

[rpm]

That deserves an award right there. Have you been working on that since last year

Nope, just sat down with a cup of coffee and let it roll.

 

[ShaunCorbs]

getting close

 

[Rickster123]

I put my kids to bed, I'm ignoring Kate, I'm smoking outside and all I want is a sodding pen!!

 

[ShaunCorbs]

I put my kids to bed, I'm ignoring Kate, I'm smoking outside and all I want is a sodding pen!!

just hope its not date night

 

[Rickster123]

just hope its not date night

No that's in August!

 

[ShaunCorbs]

am i missing something counters stopped and nothing listed

 

[Rickster123]

Rays having a quick *** and a chunk of cheese to see him through..