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1) remove the "r" key from Turnpin's keyboard, so he has to sign off all his posts "egads, tunpin". Sounds kinda medieval, doesn't it?

2) release 1000 small rubber ducks into the fountains and water features of portsmouth

3) have the National gallery taken down and re-erected 11 inches to the left. It just doesn't look quite right as it is.

What about you? What quixotic little ambitions do you have?
 
I want to be at home and on the forum when the next williams sponsored giveaway hits the screen.............on second thoughts ill just buy a lottery ticket.
 
Turn the clock back to 1985 and a drinking session in the Crown and Sceptre.

There was a young lady I was talking to with whom I fell head over heels in love with in the space of two minutes.

She left with her friends and took my heart with her.

The fact she had thumping great norks is neither here nor there......
 
croppie said:
Turn the clock back to1985 and a drinking session in the Crown and Sceptre.

There was a young lady I was talking to with whom I fell head over heels in love with in the space of two minutes.

She left with her friends and took my heart with her.

The fact she had thumping great norks is neither here nor there......
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Its supposed to be original and quixotic Mr C! Wanting to play "hide the sausage" with a well endowed lady from your grubby past hardly qualifies.
 
Ray Stafford said:
1) remove the "r" key from Turnpin's keyboard, so he has to sign off all his posts "egads, tunpin". Sounds kinda medieval, doesn't it?

2) release 1000 small rubber ducks into the fountains and water features of portsmouth
3) have the National gallery taken down and re-erected 11 inches to the left. It just doesn't look quite right as it is.

What about you? What quixotic little ambitions do you have?
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Been on the yellow tail tonight have we Raymondo.........egads tunpin:hand:
 
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croppie said:
Turn the clock back to 1985 and a drinking session in the Crown and Sceptre.

There was a young lady I was talking to with whom I fell head over heels in love with in the space of two minutes.

She left with her friends and took my heart with her.

The fact she had thumping great norks is neither here nor there......
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I wasn't even born then :)
 
Rewind a patent a few of my ideas a little better. Heat recovery from drains and laundry being one, the other syngas extraction from landfill
 
turnpin said:
Been on the yellow tail tonight have we Raymondo
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So long as Tescos are selling a £8 bottle at just over £5, I'll keep buying it. It would be rude not to. And in a house without adequate wine cellarage, Mrs S would tell me off if I cluttered the gaff with wine bottles. Ergo, I must drink them as they arrive. 'tis my civic duty. Hic!
 
Toxic Ted said:
Croppie wasn't even laid then...........
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1981. That's when I first used little Croppie in anger. My mates sister who was a year older than me and took a shine to me. She promised me many, many repeats of the act until she found out about me bragging about it at school..... I was 15......
 
croppie said:
Turn the clock back to 1985 and a drinking session in the Crown and Sceptre.

There was a young lady I was talking to with whom I fell head over heels in love with in the space of two minutes.

She left with her friends and took my heart with her.

The fact she had thumping great norks is neither here nor there......
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Weren't the one in shepherds bush was it?
 
I'd like to take a small toffee hammer and beat my boss to death with it. It will take several agonising days to complete but I'm sure it would be truly satisfying.

Oh, oh, and I'd like to find somewhere that sells cans of hubba bubba drink.
 
croppie said:
Nah, the one in Croydon. My aunt and uncle ran it during the mid eighties. I was a potboy and occasional barkeep...
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My first job was a potboy, working in my nans pub. I was 9, Friday night I don't 8 til about midnight for £5, and Sundays I done 12-7, and got £7. Plus unlimited nuts crisps and drinks. I thought I was quids in lol
 
I was paid £20 a night when I worked the bar plus free drinks. I just got free drinks for doing the pots.
 
wish I had the *alls to move to somewhere hotter, spain,canaries etc etc.

But 5 years ago a little lady came into my life, granddaughter Jessica, who even if I had the *alls could not leave her now LOL
 
croppie said:
Turn the clock back to 1985 and a drinking session in the Crown and Sceptre.

There was a young lady I was talking to with whom I fell head over heels in love with in the space of two minutes.

She left with her friends and took my heart with her.

The fact she had thumping great norks is neither here nor there......
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Quote of the year so far. 'Thumping great norks'.

Read as a canny set of pots. :)
 
croppie said:
Nah, the one in Croydon. My aunt and uncle ran it during the mid eighties. I was a potboy and occasional barkeep...
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The one in South Croydon? If so I used to drink in there a fair bit a couple years ago.
 
Invent the romote control off the 'Click' film. id pause customers, slap em up then press play on the other side of the room.
 
APPlumbing said:
I'd like to take a small toffee hammer and beat my boss to death with it. It will take several agonising days to complete but I'm sure it would be truly satisfying.

Oh, oh, and I'd like to find somewhere that sells cans of hubba bubba drink.
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Remove his toenails ...... Very painful

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That's my foot from today
 
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