Things I want to do.

[Ray Stafford]

1) remove the "r" key from Turnpin's keyboard, so he has to sign off all his posts "egads, tunpin". Sounds kinda medieval, doesn't it?

2) release 1000 small rubber ducks into the fountains and water features of portsmouth

3) have the National gallery taken down and re-erected 11 inches to the left. It just doesn't look quite right as it is.

What about you? What quixotic little ambitions do you have?

 

[Toxic Ted]

I want to be at home and on the forum when the next williams sponsored giveaway hits the screen.............on second thoughts ill just buy a lottery ticket.

 

[Dotty]

Turn the clock back to 1985 and a drinking session in the Crown and Sceptre.

There was a young lady I was talking to with whom I fell head over heels in love with in the space of two minutes.

She left with her friends and took my heart with her.

The fact she had thumping great norks is neither here nor there......

 

[Ray Stafford]

Turn the clock back to1985 and a drinking session in the Crown and Sceptre.

There was a young lady I was talking to with whom I fell head over heels in love with in the space of two minutes.

She left with her friends and took my heart with her.

The fact she had thumping great norks is neither here nor there......

Its supposed to be original and quixotic Mr C! Wanting to play "hide the sausage" with a well endowed lady from your grubby past hardly qualifies.

 

[turnpin]

1) remove the "r" key from Turnpin's keyboard, so he has to sign off all his posts "egads, tunpin". Sounds kinda medieval, doesn't it?

2) release 1000 small rubber ducks into the fountains and water features of portsmouth
3) have the National gallery taken down and re-erected 11 inches to the left. It just doesn't look quite right as it is.

What about you? What quixotic little ambitions do you have?

Been on the yellow tail tonight have we Raymondo.........egads tunpin:hand:

 

[Ray Stafford]

egads tunpin:hand:

Best. Post. Eve.

 

[villa_tom]

Turn the clock back to 1985 and a drinking session in the Crown and Sceptre.

There was a young lady I was talking to with whom I fell head over heels in love with in the space of two minutes.

She left with her friends and took my heart with her.

The fact she had thumping great norks is neither here nor there......

I wasn't even born then

 

[Ermintrude]

Rewind a patent a few of my ideas a little better. Heat recovery from drains and laundry being one, the other syngas extraction from landfill

 

[Toxic Ted]

I wasn't even born then

Croppie wasn't even laid then...........

 

[Dotty]

I wasn't even born then

You remember me saying there is a strong probability that I'm your dad............

 

[villa_tom]

Croppie wasn't even laid then...........

He definately hasn't been laid since then

 

[villa_tom]

You remember me saying there is a strong probability that I'm your dad............

My mom had far too much class to even be in the same room as you, never mind the same bed

 

[Ray Stafford]

Been on the yellow tail tonight have we Raymondo

So long as Tescos are selling a £8 bottle at just over £5, I'll keep buying it. It would be rude not to. And in a house without adequate wine cellarage, Mrs S would tell me off if I cluttered the gaff with wine bottles. Ergo, I must drink them as they arrive. 'tis my civic duty. Hic!

 

[Dotty]

Croppie wasn't even laid then...........

1981. That's when I first used little Croppie in anger. My mates sister who was a year older than me and took a shine to me. She promised me many, many repeats of the act until she found out about me bragging about it at school..... I was 15......

 

[Dotty]

My mom had far too much class to even be in the same room as you, never mind the same bed

She says that now.....