Show us your secret Santa pressies

[Barry98]

Come on then What you got

 

[Barry98]

Mine was a bottle of jack Daniels , thanks to the secret sender

 

[Dotty]

Not opened mine yet. I possess the gift of patience.

I bet when you were a kid Lee, you had all your presents opened in November. ....

 

[Barry98]

No just one on Xmas eve , I didn't know as it wasn't marked up

 

[Dotty]

Lol. I used to irritate everyone when I was a kid by waiting to the evening.

Actually I just irritated everyone as a kid.......

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

 

[Rickster123]

I'm not opening mine. I might not get much I need to stare in wonder at its glittery wrapping for a while longer.

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

Lol. I used to irritate everyone when I was a kid by waiting to the evening.

Actually I just irritated everyone as a kid.......

no change there then

 

[Barry98]

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that a jerry can hip flask ? Cracking pressie mate

 

[Dotty]

I know you love me really. ..

 

[PlumbBobBob]

i open mine by mistake well i expected it to be wrapped but it was just in a jiffy bag. complete set of hitch hikers guide to the galaxy radio series.

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

that a jerry can hip flask ? Cracking pressie mate

yep well chuffed with it

 

[Ermintrude]

I imagine that the sender was worried about post so had it dispatched directly rather than getting it and then sending it. But that's my take on it. I also imagine that it's a pretty good listen!

 

[Toxic Ted]

I know you love me really. ..

ppffft!

 

[julesverne]

This is the main reason i havent sent mine yet my victim will have to wait. Would possibly be sending mine guaranteed delivery on monday

 

[Rickster123]

This is the main reason i havent sent mine yet my victim will have to wait. Would possibly be sending mine guaranteed delivery on monday

Thats gonna hurt your northern pockets. Cost me 11 quid to send mine today! You can't haggle at the post office mate!

 

[gasmanrob]

I think mine turned up today either that or my house is being re possessed. Either way I'm off to post office in the morning to sign for it

 

[Toxic Ted]

Thats gonna hurt your northern pockets. Cost me 11 quid to send mine today! You can't haggle at the post office mate!

What the hell did you send for that money....a sack of spuds?.....oh bu66er...lose lips!

 

[julesverne]

Thats gonna hurt your northern pockets. Cost me 11 quid to send mine today! You can't haggle at the post office mate!

fookin loaded matey its been a good year

 

[Rickster123]

fookin loaded matey its been a good year

Pay your dad back then u tight git!

 

[julesverne]

**** off he's more loaded than i am

 

[kris]

I'm bit worried being so far north as posting mine tomorrow. Hope it gets there on time.

 

[julesverne]

Havent received mine yet whoever it si that is sending mine

 

[Rickster123]

Havent received mine yet whoever it si that is sending mine

Not bothering now you've told me to **** off!

 

[SimonG]

Tomorrow is last day for first class.

 

[Toxic Ted]

Not bothering now you've told me to **** off!

He's loaded so he must have everything.........and what do you get for someone who has everything?.........thats right, diddly squat!

Merry Christmas Jules!

 

[kay-jay]

Not got anything here yet. [emoji20]

 

[turnpin]

He's loaded so he must have everything.........and what do you get for someone who has everything?.........thats right, diddly squat!

Merry Christmas Jules!

You could start with some anti biotics......lol regards Turnpin:smile5:

 

[Ermintrude]

I've sponsored a donkey for my recipient.

This picture was in the " thanks for helping this donkey"

 

[Dotty]

I really must get round to deleting that feckin picture.....

 

[PlumbersMate]

Oh that's you croppie, I thought it was Stavros Flatley

 

[Dotty]

Oh that's you croppie, I thought it was Stavros Flatley

My beloved cousin was playing with an iPhone app. He's a sparks who deserves to be sectioned.

 

[newcastle phill]

I thought I was on the ideal woman thread for a moment when I seen that picture

 

[kay-jay]

I thought I was on the ideal woman thread for a moment when I seen that picture

I hope santa brings you some much needed specs then pal. [emoji102]

 

[Toxic Ted]

My beloved cousin was playing with an iPhone app. He's a sparks who deserves to be sectioned.

Are you trying to tell us that picture was photoshopped and you weren't in make up?

 

[Gray0689]

Lol. I used to irritate everyone when I was a kid by waiting to the evening.

Actually I just irritated everyone as a kid.......

What you mean as a kid

 

[newcastle phill]

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Hip flask ???
:beer:

 

[bigads28]

Oh that's you croppie, I thought it was Stavros Flatley

I was thinking Pat Butcher! :ack2:

 

[Rickster123]

I was thinking Pat Butcher! :ack2:

On crystal meth!

 

[Ermintrude]

Did you look like this

 

[Dotty]

Feck off!

 

[Rickster123]

Feck off!

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[Billy Bob Bob]

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and also that photo is going to be used repeatedly to abuse croppie

 

[Rickster123]

I'm practicing for my role of supermod in 2015

 

[Dotty]

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I see, is that the way you wanna play it?

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[Rickster123]

I see, is that the way you wanna play it?

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Ok ok you said some things I said some things.... It's Christmas!

 

[Barry98]

I see, is that the way you wanna play it?

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[kay-jay]

back on topic, i confirm that i have not received any secret santa pressie. not much chance of it turning up now.........

thanks a bunch santa ya big fecking eejit:32:

 

[Gray0689]

back on topic, i confirm that i have not received any secret santa pressie. not much chance of it turning up now.........

thanks a bunch santa ya big fecking eejit:32:

Same here
Thanks very much that was the one present I was really looking forward to Owe well my broken heart will heal by next Christmas I hope

 

[smtplumbing]

Well I hope one of you is not at the post office as i checked earlier and it's still sitting there :disappointed: