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Arrived at a job today bang on time, rang the doorbell and a pretty face pops out of the upstairs window, "I`ve just got in the shower" she say`s, I`ll be down in a minute!

So my mind starts thinking I`m on time and she`s in the shower I wonder? Well all bets were off when I saw the rest of her cos I`d need a crate of Becks first!
 
I don't mind a bit of hair. I'm not talking mike Jackson hair but enough to keep a draft out the bed
 
It just doesn`t work for me over a certain size, just one of those things. I stayed after the job was done and we had a chat for 45 minutes and yeah she was nice n easy to chat with but that was it anyway whose not to say she saw me from the window and didn`t like what she saw.
 
APPlumbing said:
What is this obsession with trannys that you have rocket? You been back on those naughty websites again?
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They don't mind if you leave the toilet seat up, they appreciate the pain a zipper can cause plus they can take a punch
 
bassmonster said:
She probably wanted you mate... WHY else would she say she just got in the shower.... ;-)
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Thats what raised my hopes but when I saw the rest of her nothing else was gonna rise without beer first. lol
 
I liken big.... But then there's bbbiiiiiiggggg.... We can easily hide tools in all sorts of nooks and crannies
 
Is this her?

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I remember watching a program where guys would pay good money for obese woman to sit on their faces...... [emoji33]
 
I worked in a house once and the tennant had a pregant daughter. I heard my mate talking to the mother in the other room and he said "can your son help me lift the cupboard in your bedroom"

I was laughing so hard i started to wet myself as the mother went crazy at my mate.

I have worked in some houses where i was unsure if it was a male or female tennant, best to ask for there name and hope its not one of thoses names that works both ways.
 
bassmonster said:
I remember watching a program where guys would pay good money for obese woman to sit on their faces...... [emoji33]
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bloke at my old firm said his idea of heaven was a very large black woman sat ontop of him eating a melting chocolate bar with in running down her folds.
 
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