Could it get any worse?

[Mike Jackson]

I'm at a complete loss over this. My sister has bought shame on our complete household. I just can't believe that she'd sink to doing something so low.


It's a real struggle to post this but I really need to get it off my chest despite the shame of the whole thing.

I found out this evening that she's dating


























an electrician!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


How will I ever show my face again? Even a tiler would have been just about bearable but an electrician! I think I'm going to have to leave town and change my name. I can already feel the sniggers and pointed fingers in the merchants as people single me out as the bloke whose sister is seeing a sparky.

 

[Barry98]

I wouldn't even call her my sister , she needs re educating mike she's bang out of line

 

[AlexGas]

Short fuse?

 

[zeebeedee]

Payback for something you did as a child I'd say

 

[Dotty]

If her beards as full and manly as yours is, Mike, then it's only right and proper she dates electricians lol

 

[AlexGas]

As long as there’s a spark – everyone should be happy for her.

 

[Dotty]

As long as there’s a spark – everyone should be happy for her.

You need decking mate ;-P lol

 

[AlexGas]

I know it Hertz!

 

[AlexGas]

As they say – everything happens for a reason… It meant to be. There’s little we can do about it. :8:

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

a spark???????????????????????????????? good god mike she should be locked up the brazen hussy

 

[Plum Bob 66]

I wouldn't worry too much Mike there may well be no continuity....

 

[Dotty]

I wouldn't worry too much Mike there may well be no continuity....

You've been waiting patiently for years to use that haven't you? Class!

 

[mountainman]

Hopefully they won't set up Ohm together.

 

[Plum Bob 66]

You've been waiting patiently for years to use that haven't you? Class!

Ha ha, rolled off the tip of me tongue, you know what they say about right time, right place etc !!!

 

[Plum Bob 66]

Hopefully they won't set up Ohm together.

was that on the "spur" of the moment?

 

[Plum Bob 66]

I know it Hertz!

kilowatt must she have been thinking ?

 

[Guest123]

Oh the shame!!!!

I'd slip a little something into her tea when she's not looking. Make her new sparky boyfriend pay for the bloody funeral.

 

[kay-jay]

An electrician? No wonder there is so much 'resistance' to her relationship.

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[kay-jay]

She will soon get bored. Its just her 'current' fad

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[kay-jay]

I bet it came as a 'shock' when you found out?

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[Ray Stafford]

The sister of a plumber called Mikey
going out up with a sparks? How unlikely!
He said, looking grim
"you are not marrying him
I would rather you wedded a pikey"

 

[Keefy]

Watt? No way, she needs bringing back down to earth.

 

[kay-jay]

Watt? No way, she needs bringing back down to earth.

He should tell her she's 'grounded'

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[Barry98]

Some bright sparks around here

 

[nicro3]

From every negative you can take a positive.

 

[jefaz]

I'd 'blow a fuse' if it was my sister!!

 

[Rickster123]

He couldn't resistor! ... I'll get me coat!

 

[jefaz]

is she getting LED astray?

 

[Barry98]

Are you sure mike maybe you've just got your wires crossed ?

 

[jefaz]

Is he going to consumer her unit??

 

[Howsie]

Marrying a sparky? Ohm my god!

 

[Howsie]

Is he going to consumer her unit??

Probably 'trip' up at the alter.

 

[Barry98]

Is he going to consumer her unit??

Ooooooooooo that's below the lines

 

[Rob Sale]

has she got a short circuit? lol

 

[nicro3]

I can see your current problem use your power and tell her to switch to another person as it could transform her.

 

[tweakyboy]

I can think of ample reasons of not to date a sparky, its pretty revolting dont you think?

I just hope that there is no spark in the relationship otherwise you should conductor to pull the plug on the relationship, if not you could end up being charged with assault and battery!

I should have more resistance when it comes to these type of threads.

I'll get my coat! :rofl:

 

[PlumbersMate]

Let's hope he isn't involved with 2 Gangs

 

[Keefy]

I'm not getting involved, consider me neutral.

 

[Dotty]

Guys, we're all out of order here. Mike's having a distressing time of it at current, the sparkie is clearly an impedance to him.

And we're mocking him.

 

[REDSAW]

has he pat tested her yet?

 

[Howsie]

Nothing phases Mike. He must be ok with the current situation.

 

[Barry98]

has he pat tested her yet?

You little tinker you

 

[Dotty]

Nothing phases Mike. He must be ok with the current situation.

Why's he showing so much resistance then?

 

[dancinplumba]

Why's he showing so much resistance then?

because he carnt 'live' up yo the fact his dad in law is a plumber ?

 

[quality]

they will get on mega !!!!

 

[Keefy]

When they come to visit, trip him up so he looks silly.

 

[SafeGasInstall]

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooooooooooooooo

next thing you know having dinner together , he will be asking questions how to repai them gas/oil boilers when get called to a job ......oh nooooooo
my sister is married to one but he is even worst he is a Commercial Electrical Engineer and he is a Director of a Company (the one that does the massive electrical supply from the main power station to the houses ) I know what you are about to experience having dinner together

 

[on31ll]

it could get worse. she could start telling you of there plans to have twins and how he promises her the earth ?

 

[TBServices]

they will get on mega !!!!

Surely you mean megger? Buwahahaha.

 

[Howsie]

I do hope Mike wasn't the conduit to them meeting?