Client from Hell

[Ray Stafford]

Well, since our house move fell through, we are having some work done to our current house.

Including a new bathroom and cloakroom.

You have to feel sorry for the poor bloke don't you. Can you imagine a worse client than your merchant?

 

[Rickster123]

I bet you are one of them that wants to supply all the materials aren't you!

 

[Dotty]

How about a grumpy merchant trying to shift 30 tonnes of bulbs?

 

[Ray Stafford]

I bet you are one of them that wants to supply all the materials aren't you!

Hell, yes!

 

[Destroyer2813]

That's how he's planning on paying croppie

 

[Ray Stafford]

How about a grumpy merchant trying to shift 30 tonnes of bulbs?

Still dealing with the aftermath of that. Neighbours now have bulbs. Inlaws have bulbs. Colleagues have bulbs. Final solution - wife sings in a choir. Choir is now disbanded and reformed as gardening club!

 

[Ray Stafford]

That's how he's planning on paying croppie

What is this "paying" of which you speak?

 

[Rickster123]

Hell, yes!

And amazingly all materials get delivered on time without a hitch?..

 

[Ray Stafford]

And amazingly all materials get delivered on time without a hitch?..

Well I can't really blame the merchant, can I ?

 

[Rickster123]

Well I can't really blame the merchant, can I ?

Why not? I always do!

 

[Leo21]

Why not? I always do!

Wnodered who you pass the blame on to now your management.

 

[Ray Stafford]

Wnodered who you pass the blame on to now your management.

"You just can't get the fitters these days."

<cue Monty Python 4 yorkshiremen>

"Now, back when I were on the tools, we arrived on site, half an hour before we went to bed..."

 

[Ermintrude]

Bet the gear is missing all sorts and probably ex showroom from 1985? Merchants throw nothing away!!!!!! Shower will be cobbled together from returns and cistern just 10 bags of odds and ends.......... Well your the plumber you sort it.

 

[Ray Stafford]

Bet the gear is missing all sorts and probably ex showroom from 1985? Merchants throw nothing away!!!!!! Shower will be cobbled together from returns and cistern just 10 bags of odds and ends.......... Well your the plumber you sort it.

How dare you sir! 1992 at least. And the bloke who returned said it was all there, honest.

 

[Dotty]

Actually.............

I vaguely remember Ray saying he had something at the back of the showroom he was saving for a rainy day!