A warning to you, APP!!!

[Masood]

Drinking cherry Lambrini is bad for you!!!

Woman jailed for trying to kill husband with anti-freeze in Christmas Day drink - BBC News

 

[Rickster123]

I read that this morning, my first thought was what a waste of good lambrini!

 

[stevetheplumber]

theres such a thing as good lambrini?

 

[Rickster123]

theres such a thing as good lambrini?

There is when it's the 6th glassful!

 

[Dotty]

And yet again I find myself asking why you have the taste buds of a 14 year old girl....

 

[Rickster123]

And yet again I find myself asking why you have the taste buds of a 14 year old girl....

Oh come on coz you've never tried it?!

 

[Dotty]

Oh come on coz you've never tried it?!

I was too busy growing facial hair and a pair of balls.

 

[rocketmanbkk]

I was too busy growing facial hair and a pair of balls.

That's have still not dropped!!

If they had you'd man up & sort van stickers out!

 

[Leo21]

I wonder what your eating habits are Adam, is it a diet of sherbet and ice cream?

 

[rocketmanbkk]

Whose Adam?

 

[Dotty]

That's have still not dropped!!

If they had you'd man up & sort van stickers out!

Told thee months ago. Van stickers ain't my department.

Whose Adam?

Adam is APP.

 

[Leo21]

He lives down south, little fella. Talks like trigger out of fools and horses.

 

[rocketmanbkk]

Ok, whose is it then? I'll then stop on at thee.

 

[Rickster123]

He lives down south, little fella. Talks like trigger out of fools and horses.

I'm more like Micky Pearce.

 

[Leo21]

I'm more like Micky Pearce.

Really? It'd be an improvement.

 

[SimonG]

Drinking cherry Lambrini is bad for you!!!

Woman jailed for trying to kill husband with anti-freeze in Christmas Day drink - BBC News

Read that at lunchtime. My first thought was of our very own experimental cocktailer.

 

[Rickster123]

Read that at lunchtime. My first thought was of our very own experimental cocktailer.

An old git getting poisoned by his mrs?! I'm not sure I like that!

 

[Leo21]

An old git getting poisoned by his mrs?! I'm not sure I like that!

Prefer to self administer then?

 

[SimonG]

An old git getting poisoned by his mrs?! I'm not sure I like that!

It was more the choice of beverage than the fact she had dosed it with anti freeze

 

[Dotty]

An old git getting poisoned by his mrs?! I'm not sure I like that!

What are you on about? You're forever complaining that Kate's trying to poison you!

 

[Rickster123]

What are you on about? You're forever complaining that Kate's trying to poison you!

She made a cracking ham egg and chips tonight. She knows her limits god bless her.

 

[Leo21]

She made a cracking ham egg and chips tonight. She knows her limits god bless her.

Isn't there a huge range of oven meals available these days.

 

[Toxic Ted]

I'm stuck with "a message to you Rudy" by Dandy livingstone going round my head......

 

[Dotty]

Think we need a ska thread....

 

[Rickster123]

Isn't there a huge range of oven meals available these days.

Yes but on a Tuesday and Thursday we dine a la carte.

 

[Leo21]

Yes but on a Tuesday and Thursday we dine a la carte.

Is that the new range of pot noodles?

 

[Masood]

think we need a ska thread....

yes!!!!!

 

[Rickster123]

Think we need a ska thread....

Put that in the unvented section

 

[Toxic Ted]

Does that mean you have to have G3 to get in?

 

[Rickster123]

Does that mean you have to have G3 to get in?

Yep, and a 10 question exam from Gasman

 

[Toxic Ted]

There's only ten questions in the G3 exam!

 

[Rickster123]

There's only ten questions in the G3 exam!

Ahh but I've written three of these..

 

[lame plumber]

I was too busy growing facial hair and a pair of balls.

No evidence of being that successful on the hair side nowadays and your balls just get in the way most of the time as you get older

 

[on31ll]

You had me at 14 year old girls. You then lost me talking about facial hair and shockingly gained me back when food became the subject

 

[lame plumber]

food!! went to wetherspoons tonight as our aga is out )i blame the technician, however I feel that there was a little extra in my meal, samonella to be precise, I currently feel the someone has powerflushed me arse first!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!