a monday pick me up contains adult humour

[Rickster123]

I just got a job playing the triangle in a Jamaican reggae band.


I just stand and the back and ting.

 

[Rickster123]

I had to go to the doctors to get a prostate examination. The doctor leaned me over the couch, put his gloved finger in the appropriate place, then told me that the procedure can sometimes cause an erection. I told him quite firmly that I didn't have one.
Then he leaned over and whispered in my ear, ''No, but I have''

 

[Masood]

An English Cat and a French cat were always trying to beat each other.
The English cat was called 'One two three', and the French cat was called 'Un deux trois'
So they decided to have a swimming race across the channel.


Inevitably, the English cat won because Un deux trois cat sank...

 

[Masood]

Why do French people only eat one egg at a time?

Because one egg is un oeuf...

 

[Barry98]

Get ya coat

 

[rpm]

And don`t give up your day job

 

[Masood]

Get ya coat

And don`t give up your day job

Racists...

 

[Barry98]

Racists...

Ooooooo that ones going in the piggy bank

 

[brum]

Why do French people only eat one egg at a time?

Because one egg is un oeuf...

only the educated amongst us would get it.. un oeuf is un oeuf..brum

 

[chris watkins]

only the educated amongst us would get it.. un oeuf is un oeuf..brum

Lets me off the hook then !

I wouldn't mind but "un oeuf" aint even in English dictionary, I checked.

 

[kay-jay]

 

[Barry98]

Would you fit one

 

[Masood]

Would you fit one

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That is all sorts of wrong!

 

[Ermintrude]

 

[kay-jay]