Write out 100 times "I shall not feed the troll".

[lame plumber]

/infraction on... Leo.... 240,000 points.

DON'T WIND UP CROPPIE AS HE EMBARKS ON A WEEK OF ENFORCED SOBRIETY!

is sex off the menu as well? wouldnt want you being tired as you work on expensive equipment

 

[Rickster123]

View attachment 17861 Oh bugger.

green giant ant is a step too far, even for me!

 

[Ray Stafford]

DON'T WIND UP CROPPIE AS HE EMBARKS ON A WEEK OF ENFORCED SOBRIETY!

John, I need some advice.

I have a classic French bordeaux, rich and velvety with more than a hint of oak.

I also have a gorgeous rounded Aussie Shiraz, full of raspberry and blackcurranty flavours.

Which should I uncork first?

 

[Rickster123]

Where did the ant come from? Damn iPad!

 

[Resolute]

is sex off the menu as well? wouldnt want you being tired as you work on expensive equipment

Surely Croppie wouldn'tbe tired after 5 seconds of energetic work out!

 

[Dotty]

is sex off the menu as well? wouldnt want you being tired as you work on expensive equipment

I'm bad enough with ne beer, can you imagine it if Mrs Croppie denied me too?

I'd have the axe and be knocking on each of your doors..........

"Come out, come out! Croppie wants to play with your entrails!"

 

[Dotty]

Surely Croppie wouldn'tbe tired after 5 seconds of energetic work out!

And that includes foreplay.... Or "Brace yourself...." as I like to call it.........

 

[Dotty]

John, I need some advice.

I have a classic French bordeaux, rich and velvety with more than a hint of oak.

I also have a gorgeous rounded Aussie Shiraz, full of raspberry and blackcurranty flavours.

Which should I uncork first?

Neither. Each are poisonous unto Nuggan.

I shall pray to the Duchess for your soul.

 

[Dotty]

View attachment 17861 Oh bugger.

Take it you're on the cup cakes.....

 

[lame plumber]

John, I need some advice.

I have a classic French bordeaux, rich and velvety with more than a hint of oak.

I also have a gorgeous rounded Aussie Shiraz, full of raspberry and blackcurranty flavours.

Which should I uncork first?

Bordeaux rich in tannin first and slosh down the Shiraz later, John would do that, wouldn't you John? croppie? you out there? naw he is banging his head on a wall somewhere, still time for a whisky eh Ray

 

[Ray Stafford]

Bordeaux rich in tannin first and slosh down the Shiraz later, John would do that, wouldn't you John? croppie? you out there? naw he is banging his head on a wall somewhere, still time for a whisky eh Ray

Well, you are probably right Lame, but I really feel I need the unique input that only JC can provide. After all, with initials like that, turning water into wine is a bit "so last millennia".

In the end I decided to test drive a 2012 catalanian red. You couldn't call it subtle, but its working for a living. Yum yum.

 

[lame plumber]

cheer up croppie feast yer eyes on this :

 

[Toxic Ted]

Wouldn't have been long before he retreated and you all turned on each other. The blood was in the water........

More poo in the pool than blood in the water!

 

[Leo21]

Take it you're on the cup cakes.....

The drench is for you Johm and there's a breezier thing at the back for AP, the cup cakes are for Zeb. Hands off.

 

[Ray Stafford]

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