things a gas engineer / plumber would never say

[Barry98]

things a gas engineer / plumber would never say to a customer.............

nabbed this from the sparky forums , its based on mock the week

ill start


"yea sure you put your new boiler in and ill sign it off for you for £20"

 

[villa_tom]

"you want an Ideal Isar sir?, I don't blame you its a cracking boiler"

 

[Barry98]

Tell you what dear you pay me what you think its worth and i will be happy with that!

 

[truemanufan]

Yes love we do give be nectar points

 

[Barry98]

have you got any plain biscuits , im on a diet

 

[Barry98]

leave my 60k a year , company car , phone ,pension plan and go back to my office job . dont think so

 

[diamondgas]

I left that leak!

 

[dontknowitall]

Buy an oil boiler - they're much more reliable.

 

[Dannypipe]

Of course I'll be there on time.

 

[quality]

That would be a great help "if your husband could give me hand"

 

[Barry98]

no am not going through your nicker draw , im looking for the stopcock

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

its free

 

[Billy Bob Bob]

yes the ideal icos is a very reliable boiler

 

[Barry98]

ill put the cling film back when ive finished

 

[unguided1]

these are my two labourers Moses to part the floods and Noah to build the Ark to get home

 

[diamondgas]

I'll won't look down your top whilst you bend over to sign this madam!

 

[leelister6]

Yeh, them polish lads do a crackin job!

 

[unguided1]

quick wheres yer umbrella!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[SimonG]

Only a ten minute job!, I could fix it twice in that time

 

[kay-jay]

yes mrs smith i would love to fit your b+q bathroom

 

[Barry98]

no i get all my bits from B & Q



course ill fit your second hand boiler and if it does not work after ive spent a day putting it in theres no charge

 

[kay-jay]

oh yes i'd love to hear your life story while i work

 

[kay-jay]

of course i respect my apprentice

 

[GQuigley67]

would you mind watching over my shoulder and ask all your curious questions while I work ? it helps me relax

 

[moogwai]

No cash thanks....I prefer a cheque.

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[leelister6]

Yes love, i'll look at half a dozen other jobs for nowt "While i'm here"

 

[leelister6]

Yes, I get 60% off at the supplier and i'll pass that right along to you

 

[SimonG]

Course I can tape the hoover to my drill when I'm drilling holes.

Course I do interest free credit, just call me mr brightside

 

[unguided1]

No thanks I dont drink tea!!!!

 

[leelister6]

Is there any chance your husband could take all this old copper to the tip for me?!