things a gas engineer / plumber would never say

[Barry98]

things a gas engineer / plumber would never say to a customer.............

nabbed this from the sparky forums , its based on mock the week

ill start


"yea sure you put your new boiler in and ill sign it off for you for £20"

 

[villa_tom]

"you want an Ideal Isar sir?, I don't blame you its a cracking boiler"

 

[Barry98]

Tell you what dear you pay me what you think its worth and i will be happy with that!

 

[truemanufan]

Yes love we do give be nectar points

 

[Barry98]

have you got any plain biscuits , im on a diet

 

[Barry98]

leave my 60k a year , company car , phone ,pension plan and go back to my office job . dont think so

 

[diamondgas]

I left that leak!

 

[dontknowitall]

Buy an oil boiler - they're much more reliable.

 

[Dannypipe]

Of course I'll be there on time.

 

[quality]

That would be a great help "if your husband could give me hand"