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At least was not half a terrys choc orange !

A Terry's choccy orange gives you four of your five-a-day of fruit and veg!

Orange - clearly a fruit. 1 point.

Chocolate is made from cacao beans. BEANS! Obviously a vegetable. 2 points.

Milk is produced by cows which eat grass. Grass is vegetable (well, it isn't animal or mineral is it?) You are what you eat, therefore cows and milk are both vegetables. 3 points.

They add sugar which comes from either sugar cane (vegetable) or sugar beet (vegetable). 4 points.

All you need now is to wash it down with a beer (hops are totally a vegetable) and you have made your 5-a-day for healthy living. Simples.
 
She's making beef stirfry tonight. God help me. Long journey in the morning I should be eating solids!
 
A Terry's choccy orange gives you four of your five-a-day of fruit and veg!

Orange - clearly a fruit. 1 point.

Chocolate is made from cacao beans. BEANS! Obviously a vegetable. 2 points.

Milk is produced by cows which eat grass. Grass is vegetable (well, it isn't animal or mineral is it?) You are what you eat, therefore cows and milk are both vegetables. 3 points.

They add sugar which comes from either sugar cane (vegetable) or sugar beet (vegetable). 4 points.

All you need now is to wash it down with a beer (hops are totally a vegetable) and you have made your 5-a-day for healthy living. Simples.

That is the most wishful of thinking I've ever read:) love it :)

as for me ill be having a Balti pie and a bovril at the game :)
 
That is the most wishful of thinking I've ever read:) love it :)

as for me ill be having a Balti pie and a bovril at the game :)

You need something to keep your hands warm, I doubt you'll be clapping much!
 
Mmmm home made tagliatelli with ham and mushrooms in a light cream sauce.....at least that's what it said on the packet regards turnpin:25:
 
I've cooked and eaten a lasagne. Will prob wash it down with a couple of beers shortly as I've a day off tomorrow!
 
Home made vegetable soup, roast pork carrots green beans broccoli parsnip, roast and baby potatoes and a bottle of IPA to wash it down. Lovely :smile:
 
Got a chest infection at the moment so I'm off me grub. BUT I am coughing up some fantastically coloured bits of phlegm!

Also lost me voice, gone deaf in one ear and it hurts when I move me eyes.
 
Home made vegetable soup, roast pork carrots green beans broccoli parsnip, roast and baby potatoes and a bottle of IPA to wash it down. Lovely :smile:
What time do you want us round?...lol:25:
 
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