just rig up a tazer with the capacitors from disposable cameras and wire them up to the door handles. if they try anything they will still be hanging off the handle in the morning.Think ill get some magnetics made up for night time parking....should deter most..
"CARE HOME BED SHEET CLEANING"
"Competence for incontinence"
Maybe more effective than a
" I really do leave tools on the van as im really too flippin lazy to do owt else really like "
.....your thoughts